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This team has got something special about them. Really got a strong feeling we're going to win the world cup!

To be fair, it's been a good half for a neutral.

Horrible dice from Harry. Probably deserved a card.

Not decided yet.

Potentially hoping for a photoshoot with big Cyle holding the world cup aloft.

Sorry, just realised I made a typo. Meant 'won't'

How many touches did he get in those 6 minutes?

Exactly. Weirdly had she never won the US Open, people would be far more positive about her. Agree, she needs to find a good coach and stick with him/her though. No idea how preventable any of her injuries are, so can't really hold that against her.

You hope he's injured?

Southampton shirt in the crowd. Massive.

The defender definitely got the ball too. Bloody hell, just realised I'm agreeing with Karen Carney.

It must feel so shit to be a "host nation" having to play in a neighbouring country that most of you despise.

Ding dong! Who's there? Jordan Henderson. Jordan Henderson who? The boring old bloke with nothing left to offer England.

10 mins away from consecutive clean sheets. Solid.

I miss Southgate.

What's this weird Viking rowing thing the Norwegian fans have started doing. Its up there with "mauled by the tigers" for naffness.

Norway making a mockery of the naff group stage format, making 10 changes v France. France take the lead after 6 mins. Could quite easily be 4-0 already.

Kind of bad for you that you're based in Southend though.

Looking forward to the pride match tonight. Should be a cracker.

Calling @trousers (Yes, I know the alarm says 6:00, rather than 6:30)

Spygate was stupid from us. But classless from many, many others.

The news when it reports a death toll that is obviously going to rise. For example, 32 deaths currently in Venezuela, but expected to potentially rise above 100,000 😥 What is the point in reporting the current number when it's so clearly meaningless?

I thought it was called a reality check.