Colinjb

This has been a perfect christmas so far. Let's finish the job against Dagenham and really start to press on. That table is a thing of true beauty... yet it could be better still.

It was the Black away kit launch in West Quay shopping centre back in June 2001. Was queuing at the Saints shop in the same shopping centre to buy it with my friend Ro'. All of a sudden, just as we were getting to the front of the shop a blonde woman and her two children push in front of us. Ro' was utterly incredulous and started mouthing off, the woman went quite sheepish, repeating statements such as 'it's ok... really.... we won't be long...' yet that did little to placate her. It was just as she went purple Francis Benali appeared. That was his wife and brood just sneaking in to collect their wears. A few handshakes were exchanged, they cleared off and poor Ro' felt a bit of a ****.

We need a winger. He can more then cut it in the league above and is still contractually ours. Get him back now.

When you start calling it 'male grooming,' then it's gone too far.

Regardless of his current merrits, the worst thing he could do at the moment is move to warm a premiership bench. He needs game time to help him flourish. He will have a long career ahead of him. Patience is a virtue and he should make his premiership debut for us in 3 to 4 years time. Frankly, the fading farce that is Liverpool would be a disaster for him.

A night in with Mrs Colinjb will do for us. A chance to finish off the outstanding drinks from Christmas.

Pretty much nailed it. No way any of those that made their own way could claim back their fuel/public bus tickets. A crap situation for the 2500 souls that made the effort either way. Damn you D'Urso

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The old Javier De Pedro rumours made me laugh. 'The answer to the Left wing problem we've been looking for!' Oh, instead we got Neil McCann.

Next on the list. 2 wingers. Another striker. A attractive female physio.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! That is all.

For consistent form over the entire calendar year. Lallana.

Christ I'm hungover. That game was great entertainment yesterday. How Huddersfield missed an open goal I'll never know. Rickie showing his true form made it for me. Do Prado showed he can be the impact player we need. I'm never lasting all day on just a match day burger ever again.

3-1 now. Chelsea have finally woken up a little. Either way, about time we had a 'big game' that was this good to watch.

That'll be that then.

Just two now. Huddersfield and ourselves. And considering the weather in Yorkshire when I left this morning, I can't see the Galpharm being playable.

No, Rudolf Skacel the 4th will be enlisted in the patented Simon Clifford 'Foetal Footy' program. And will be learning his skills telepathically within the womb.

Absolutely. Bring on the wall!!! (Well, they are bound to be thrown to it sooner or later.)

Merry Christmas Skates, may you look forward to the further recriminations of your Pyrrhic FA Cup 'victory' in the upcomming year. Filthy vermin.

My expectation is that I get to see us play a home game every other weekend. So far this month I am severely dissapointed.

The PS3 has free online play. Saves you about 30 quid a year. I have an Xbox 360 though. Love it.

Cats rule, Dogs drool.

Big yes. Wonderful little characters.

I believe Puncheon has premiership ability. If he really wants a football career a move to a club there will sort him out. If he just wants the trappings of fame, he will become another 'if only.' I expect to see him washed up within the next 4 years. Attempting to fight his way back up the ladder for Havant and Waterlooville, occasionally showing talent but otherwise looking dissinterested. His bad attitude will be his downfall.

They will kill the Stig character by drive by. Ben Collins remains live and well. I want to see emergency Stig though. He deserved screen time.

IT'S BAAAAAACK And relax. God i've missed spoof motoring journalism.