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Or is it a Crabopotomus?

Christ, what prompted that?

We are obviously an intelligent bunch!

Despite my age, I never watched it.

Ok, I've established the girl in 2 is called Jenny, but who the fook is she?

2) Nor wii ........ wood!? Norwegian Wood by the Beatles

3. Hey Porter by Johnny Cash

Our remaining spare capital put on us being relegated on 4/1 odds. Job DONE!

The ex, I'm not overtly keen on mangina.

Sadly, the action you are refering to will be totally off the cards, either for my Ex or Lewis.

Hello Mr Burns.

Rabbit and Horse. I want an Esquilax

Friday: Football Training then a Halloween Party down the local. Saturday: May go to preston and go via Burnley to appologise to my ex for being a c*nt during the protracted period when she was moving out. Sunday, My lads play at lunchtime and then it's the Grand Prix. COME ON LEWIS.

'Former' is probably the key term here. Why did he leave?

F*CK me its 4-4. F*CK YOU 'ARRY.

4-3 Jenas. Have to be fair, a good strike. Glichy defending error mind.

May be a witch hunt. But I don't pay my license fee for that. I was glad the media brought it to my attention. Their behaviour was unnaceptable. End of. I'm glad action is being taken.

This evening is so far excellent.

I don't think so, she was obviously well known. After all, I can't make it to that many games but I recognised her when I saw the picture. A minutes silence at the next game would not be out of order I feel. It would increase awareness of the crime that has occured and offer the appropriate respects to her family.

4-2 Van Persie. OH YES!!!

What a poor bit of keeping by Almunia. 3-2, Bent. GET F*CKED 'ARRY!!!

Adebayor 3-1 Shall I reiterate my main feeling on the matter?

2-1 Gallas F*CK YOU 'ARRY

Are you being serious!? How did that come to light!?

Silvestre scores. F*CK YOU 'ARRY.