Willo of Whiteley

Let me pose some questions to all the ones throwing their toys out the pram and saying it’s over: Do you think the players give a toss? Do you think this is going to make Taylor Harwood-Bellis misplace a pass? Do you think this is going to make Cyle Larin miss an open goal? Do you think in any way, shape or form the players are going to be affected by tabloid gossip given they put up with this waffle every day of their lives? Do you have any idea the kind of bubble players are protected in nowadays?

The northern lot on Twitter are absolute rattled by a rumour. Can you imagine if they actually had to fathom the possibility of any other conspiracy?!

The EFL have now got to be so careful with their next actions. They HAVE to be sure Saints have done wrong in order to go ahead with any form of sanction; and by the sounds of it there is no evidence. Realistically they could rush it but that could backfire on them. Saints have gained no advantage to this. You can’t sanction someone for having a mobile phone up north - then again if anyone up north does have a mobile it’s likely been stolen. It’s probably actually a Boro fan. 🤣

They aren’t going to kick Southampton out of the play offs because some fuckwit took a trip up north with a mobile phone. There are so many cracks in the story now it’s bordering on bullshit.

@Maggie May on here keeps saying how bad it is (the consequences) but then not offering any further context or suggestion of what it could be. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Based on?

He left a while ago. I knew you were slow but wow, on par with Boro fans

My conspiracy is that it’s actually a Boro fan that’s been caught and they’re trying to rile their own fans up because they struggled to sell tickets. Then it was shared to the most gullible newspaper that would take the story.

Boro are a new type of specimen. And the media are lapping it up 🤣

Boro’s main account admin having a mare 😉🤣

The new series of CSI: Boro is going to be the most hilarious, uninspiring, ever-changing and short lived series ever 😂

The one about twenty miles outside the city. They're rattled. Next they’ll be going up to every Saints fan, holding them by the scruff of the neck and accuse them of being trousers, or SaintNL etc 🤣

Every fan base has its share of idiots but how they can’t put two and two together is quite funny

How Saints admin didn’t hand one of them a pair of binoculars in that video is a big disappointment

Ah, this is looking funnier by the day now 🤣 Tomorrow it’ll be “a 92 year old Saints fan who lives in the north-east was spotted walking through his local high street” 🤣😂

I know we all want Saints to go up, but I am desperate for the below reasons for not to happen more now. - Tonda revelation - Clear positive player/coach dynamics - Squad/player retention - Boro’s pathetic spy jibe with zero evidence to try and rouse their own fans - Trip to Wembley again - Sticks it to the EFL who nonainated no one Saints related for end of season awards/or team. - Spors credit - Peretz and Larin signing

Tonda not in the nominations for manager of the season gets funnier by the day. No players nominated by EFL for team of the year either. Can you imagine how tinpot the EFL will look if Saints get promoted?

Plot twist - it was actually a Boro official dressed in Southampton tracksuit. I bet if enough people start tweeting this it’ll be on Sky Sports News within the hour 🤣

Took them long enough 🤣

You’re literally licking your lips at the prospect of us being knocked out purely so you can have a little scream. 🤣 We’ll be absolutely fine. Score for our first set piece then the Boro fans will be outraged and rattled. It’ll be hilarious. Be confident laddy!

Americans - not all - but having been around them over the last week, there are some absolute specimens out there

Watching someone run for a train or bus…. and miss it When you’re on a plane and you hear “cabin crew that’s boarding complete” and you have an empty seat or two next to you

Very pleasing to see, but those suggesting he should come back, I’d be hoping we can aim for a little higher if that’s where we want to be.

It’ll be funny when we go 1-0 up at our first corner 😂

I couldn’t give a toss about this story. Ans I’m pretty confident the players don’t either.