ericofarabia

You're getting pretty good at this sarcasm lark

Can't be any worse than his brother surely!!

Cripes .. its Joe Cole isn't it?

Slow News Day?

So it will be 'no change there then' after Portsmyth have been sunk without trace

And I thought teachers got good holidays. How on earth can that be justified when peoples livelihoods could be at stake awaiting an outcome or ruling on a case. Madness.

Possibly only the 2nd

Nowhere near as good a source for hot rumours as Taxi Drivers, Barbers or some bloke in the pub. Mr Z would only be on our team coach if the driver picked him up hitch hiking!!

Sounds like a very accomodating bride

Just introduce yourself as Stu .. you'll be greeted with open arms!!

Anybody seen that postie doing his rounds in the new Saints shirt .... is it dress down Thursday Happy Birthday.

Trust the perv to get into one before they are technically available to the rest of us

Looks like the wall in the background could do with a picture of a steam train on it

May be there has been a big misunderstanding, and he hasn't actually signed for Donny, just gone to Doncaster to visit his aunty

This is a big worry to be honest and why we need players such as Papa and Antonio who can do the unexpected/unorthodox to unhinge opposition defences.

Maybe its for giraffes to use

27,815 quiddage for a tent .... I'll pass on that one thanks.

Chat up her husband instead then. Maybe he likes to fellate as well!!

I have a similar problem. It's got to the stage where I refuse to buy cream (Single, Double, Whipped) now. The supply of Fresh Cream here(and it has to be Fresh rather than UHT? but some cunningly call themselves Fresh LongLife Cream to confuse the issue even further), is rather hit or miss and if the one Mrs EoA wants isn't available I've no idea which is the best alternative. I guess I'd be pretty p!ssed off if I sent her out for a case of Old Speckled Hen and she came back with a case of Stella.

Sky could do with sub titles for some of the people they have been interviewing Way iiiiii like man. Ah divne kna likes. Not been able to follow properly but why were the hostages arrested or did they mean accomplices

Maybe he thought you were a bit of a barsteward

How many weeks off injured did ol sicknote take after that !!!

Anders or Killer 7sson

Ha .... it must be a keeper thing, Tommy Forecast ... who would have predicted that !!

You could get away with NIL .... making him Brian No score draw !!