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And of course there is always this one ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLzsbtTzIdI ENJOY.

LOLAGE at this ... perfect for this fred .... just substitute the "yeah" with "they're" (and you will be!!)and Robert is your sisters husband (or if you are a skate probably your brother and your dad as well) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAfOUnYrtPQ&feature=related

They are most certainly in desh!te !!

Dislocated his wrist waving to suewhistle

LOL ... better high lights than some of the stuff put out by the outfit that covers The Saints matches.

Great to see that NC is uber confident of the fact that when we get to The Prem we won't be getting relegated in a hurry and won't need the big parachute payments anyway

Sorry if the use of the smileys didn't convey the humour i was trying to put over I support Wales in any Rugby matches between them and England (unless it is a really really important World Cup game), although it's always England in football matches. I have no issues at all with my dad being Welsh, but don't expect me to fancy sheep or eat lava bread. My English trait of being able to laugh at myself also extends to my Welsh half.

Looks like they might miss out on Maradonna unless everything is sorted out soon !! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8823478.stm

+ I think the RSPCB might object to it happening in UK.

A slight (failed) variation

... or maybe they got Renee confused with Rafa and Papa is on his way to Inter

Why would anyone want to enter their predictions so far ahead of the game. Admittedly last season, a seasons worth of 3-1 away wins would have got you a shed load of points, but come on we may have signed Michael Owen and Stevie Gerrard before the season starts

What does a bowl that holds wooden fruit look like? What is wooden fruit? Maybe an apple full of maggots .... I wooden eat that if I was you

Last minute replacement for Torres who had to pull out due to injury. Saints will probably not follow up their interest in Torres now.

Or Rule # 2 Bet for the opposition to win, so on the off chance that we lose any games next season (LOL) then you will at least recoup a bit of beer money to drown your sorrows. A sort of insurance policy. You hope you never have to use it, but it's there just in case!!

Top tip for you then .... catch a swarm of bumble bees in 2 jars, on match days carefully take the lid off the jars and place over your ears for the duration of the game. A less painful option, download 90 mins worth of them onto your ipod/phone whatever and play at max level during game Either option is probably less painful than having one stuffed up your jacksy wide end first.

Cryptic clue .... is it an anagram? Vegetable or mineral?

But you are forgetting that this is a basic requirement for L1 referees

Is the chicken cooked and ready to eat,or a live one suitable for monkey chicken petting activities

What a complete muppet Gazza is. "... ok so he killed someone, that's not nice, but he's a good lad" etc etc. Amongst other things Gazza took down with him were a fishing rod so that they could do some fishing , a nightgown (no mention of carpet slippers though) a chicken (not sure if cooked or a live one for some therapuetical monkey petting ) and A can of lager (which probably started off as a 6 pack when Gazza left Newcastle by the sounds of it. The police should have let him through ... 2 birds with one stone.

Now that is funny as feck ....

Pah The one day I didn't set my alarm for 0225 am Dubai time to get up and see if there is a 1125 PM Uk time Echo defeating News Flash on The OS and Lo and Behold the new away kit is revealed On Saints Player it looks blue rather than black, must be the lighting I guess. Why oh why do they have to have all the arty farty camera angles, why can't they just have a bog standard view from the front back and side from head height rather than up the players trouser leg with the camera man rolling about on the floor or swinging on ther chandeliers for a view from above

Quite plausable ... he's already got his summer season leiderhosen on

So, are you saying it must be true or sh!te