ericofarabia

Release a 12ft long Boa Constrictor into your loft.

I must admit I was disappointed to find out that he was a bloke and not the 'long legged blonde' seen getting out of a merc aroundabout takeover time

My favourite hymn says .... And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon Englands mountains green: And was the holy Lamb of God, On Englands pleasant pastures seen! Not Britain's, Wales's or Scotland's but England's

LOL they most certainly did. That was the first pint we ordered ... it was only whilst it was being poured that we saw it was something like 6.8% . A good start to the days drinking on an empty stomach . I'm certain the beer helped in making it seem that we were playing The Dutch Duo's total football brand superbly as we 'thrashed' Derby 1-0. Admittedly Derby were p!ss poor an hadn't won a game for nearly a year, but my blurry memory is of us playing fanrtastic football.

Is this a coded way of saying you walk about in your garden living up to your user name i don't even want to think about the facial bit

This new site is ****e .... how the feck are you supposed to edit quotes FFS Anyway Wes Tenders point in the last paragraph about The England squad being a bunch of prima donnas is and has been for about 30 years or more spot on. They are all more interested in image rights than playing for England ... bunch of khunts.

Try Colonic Irrigations R Us

Hopefully promotion next year will mean a trip to derby and a visit to The Brunswick Pub, which has about 12 real ales on sale. My favourite names wise was "The Usual" which I thought was pretty clever ...... pint of the usual? .... yes please. My usual out here is Old Speckled Hen, which has somehow been morphed into Eric's Spotted kock by my lager drinking mates!! Olde favs from back home include TangleFoot, Bishops Finger, Hobgoblin, Old Peculiar and Old Thumper.

Surprised nobody has mentioned the trip to great south caost rivals ( ) Bournemouth. If we get off to a flyer and manage to maintain a top 2 place, the demand for tickets at a lot of the away games is far and away going to exceed the amount of tickets up for grabs. Bomo, Brighton, Yeovil, Exeter and Brentford amongst others probably won't have more than 1500 away places and the likes of Hartlepool (for those who couldn't make the mid weeker last year) and Rochdale could stir a bit of interest for novelty value. And of course Orient toward the end of the season and with promotion all but confirmed the demand will be even greater than last years game. Maybe they should hire out Wembley for that game to save Saints fans getting into a bidding war for tickets such will be the demand .

Cripes .... 1st day of the season blues AND Sky Hoodoo to overcome at the same time. Not good omens for a flying start to the season then.

After ages of trawling thru You Tube etc I've given up searching for it, but if somebody finds it could they please please pretty please post a link to The Not The Nine O Clock News sketch with the debate on Football Hooliganism. OFF WITH THEIR GOOLIES .... that would work as a pretty good detterent i reckon

Is that fancy talk for Mongrel

I'm trying to think when this crossover really kicked in. I'm sure from my younger days at England games everybody had Union Jacks, it seems, (to me anyway) relatively recently that The Flag of St George has become (quite rightly so) the order of the day.

Aha .... the mystery of why Hoddle didn't pick Matt for the England squad ... he wanted to keep the shirt

Oh ... and Eastleighish fifth

Hampshire first, English second, Half Welsh third and British fourth.

Look out to see if his Track Suit has an R taped over an S after the P. If so you'll know they are deeply in the sh!te and have given him Sturrock's hand me downs

Beat me to it ....

Just caught a glimpse of the post match celebrations on Sky News and lo and behold at the end of a red and white bewigged conga line was a Red England shirt with "Le Tissier" on the back. Anybody we know?

Somehow drop MLT's name into this fred or hark back to the good old days of footie violence when we didn't have to worry about booking fees and you'll soon find out

You probably missed it amongst the numerous emails, OS Articles and Press Releases from The Club about season ticket renewals ...... oh

Firstly remember you are dealing with an old git who doesn't understand the first thing about computers, so if you start saying import a url from your cache and save it in your toggle box and transfer to you enhanced suiqqle file for uploading into the browsers home domain .... forget it Didn't there used to be a dead easy list of choices to use, along the lines of the smileys, simply choose one and press enter et voila job done. I want Halo Stickman as mine. Thanks.

LOL especially at the second pic .... shemale boner alert

Make that 1975 so that we can include the Micky Channon inspired 4-0 thrashing of Skatesmuff at The Dell and also of course take in the whole 75/76 season which saw us win The FA Cup and our all conquering neighbours relegated to the 3rd tier. That season their average home gate was below 10500, a figure that was somewhat helped by the near on 10000 Saints fans at their sh!thole in the just over 24000 crowd a few days after we had beaten Palarse in the semi finals. It may or may not count as modern era, but it certainly was a golden era.

Spandau Ballet were out here (Dubai) a few weeks ago supporting Rod Stewart and to my utter surprise they were really good. Really put everything they had into it on an openair hot sweaty night gig. Sound quality superb, interaction with crowd great and even the songs I didn't know sounded good and everything was done with a huge smile on their faces. Very pleasantly surprised indeed.