Jonnyboy

:lol:I good trolling!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23443457

Anyone watch the outer limits in mid nineties, some of the more racey scenes made teenage me feel funny. Including this bird who starred in Charmed later:

Not sure you'd get a choice!

Fair chance Shanklin and the Caribbean will be underwater by my retirement. They'll probably have banned retirement by then too.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/black-unlocked-16gb-apple-iphone-5-just-arrived-from-o2-1-year-applecare-warranty/1026336758

I prescribe 5 pints and a decent gig.

I would be very happy with a 10th place finish myself.

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It's been named after George Dawes apparently...

Which raises the question, if she was freaking out like the kid in the exorcist, would you still cop a feel?

If the depiction of a crime being committed is legal when played by actors, presumably sort of "soft child porn" would also be legal?

Has that bounder Hewitt been kn*bbing Kate Middleton too?

My Facebook status seems popular: How about a spontaneous Bank Holiday tomorrow? Surely the "powers that be" couldnt begrudge us all having a big lie in/**** up? Who's with me?

Fantastic contribution, you'll have more posts than that idiot dell days soon.

When did you work in hmv? I was in there in 2000.

This. It's disgusting. This last UK guy has been cleared for release for years, they've got nothing on him. They've got some kid who was 14 or something locked up for 10 years without charge. WTAF?

Pleased for Guly, nice one sssssson!

I thought the fatatlity was caused by the car and the beheading was done post mortem?

Big Westlife fan apparently Mr Rigby. Just putting it out there.

A rather key bit of missing info!

Bye Danny, and if I see you in town again I'll put another crack in your cranium! (just joshing old boy)

Yeah but then you'd do Meg Griffin ;-)

Meanwhile the feeling of unity spreads through Pompey... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/mum-assaulted-as-son-seven-hurt-in-horror-dog-attack-1-5287166

Oops! Well OK then, a straight swap for Inter's cheapest player. Couldnt be much worse than Gashton.