Jonnyboy

Tee hee. Did they win any of their preseason matches btw?

Any streams for tonight? I fancy a laugh.

We definitely have mutual friends.

Hooray for journalists and ITV! Not like they were completely fooled or turned a blind eye for 50 years or anything.

Can't he afford a suit that isnt two sizes too small?

You're alright then Jack.

Ok, but the residents a chandlers ford better all chip in to help me out when the Itchen bursts it's banks.

4th administration to come on page 2000 anyone?

I think it was Bush Snr that got him. He also took out Chavez and Bob Marley for your information.

Radio 1 were lapping up Farmery earlier "biggest fan owned club in history. Almost puked on my own genitals.

Scooby aint picky. I would would with a bag on the head.

You mean (Brendan) Rogers?

Don't forget, we're just a stepping stone to a top 4 club...

"What would you like for your sweet 16th birthday love?" "Erm well all the other girls are having SNSUN come do his mobile intimate shaving course"

It was stated he would be first choice in the England team in a few years. You said you disagreed and he is overrated because he's English.

Well you need to be English to get in the England squad don't you think?

Check out that film Teeth. Be-atch has teeth in her vag.

I believe thats Deppo mocking dune and Thedelldays and alpine_saint?

I would

Ha! Took me 4 months, Just got it! Lol.

My mate had this bloody huge live crab from there a few weeks ago, it was on the kitchen floor scaring his toddler

Apparently theres a good fishmongers off of Hamble Bridge down from Burseldon, you have to get there in the mornings before the fresh catch sells out.

Be nice to know who played, what the score was etc, this is a Saints forum after all, not a dating site, tut.

Bearsy was telling me its actually all a cover for repressed gay men in loveless marriages to flirt in code and arrange dogging sessions.