Jonnyboy

Unlimited lobster at half time.

I know, I tell most people I meet in order to impress them, especially the ladies.

Yeah that's not true, thought I might get a fourth infraction. I've had 3 so far.

The new remake of The Thing is worth a watch.

Baj once gave me a 24 hour ban for raping his niece!

Haha quality!

Might have to check out that film. I liked the idea that the aliens were hidden away amonst us, a bit like V I guess but I never watched that one. I rate the 28 films, the early Romero (new stuff is dire), evil dead, zombieland and walking dead. Other films Ive thought of (ie quick look on the hard drive): Attack the Block, Abyss, Death Note, Hellboy, Inception, Predator, Total Recall, Strange days, Bladerunner, The Descent, Solaris (havent seen the original), The Thing,... and erm, The Human Centipede?

Do zombie films count? I suppose they are more the horror genre. I remember a show called Invaders from when I was a kiddie. Might have been rubbish but seemed good at the time.

PM junction 9. Its one of his specialties.

Meanwhile the global banking cabal has been conspiring to defraud the planet. Nice.

Stay, whats it matter when she's on her back? My Mrs seethes when the Bunny boiler ones come on :-)

With Donald Sutherland? Yes I really like this. As mentioned above, District 9 was great and Moon. I enjoyed Prometheus too. Love the Aliens films and Star Wars. Only a minor trekkie. Also really like the classic that is 2001. Edit: does Cloverfield count? that's qualiteee.

also for girls.

Lol, either that or Martin could of worn a suicide vest.

who paid for all this training?

Don't let Turkish see this thread!

Watch "Hostel" before you go.

How about the point where that £10 is funnelled off into an offshore account rather than immediately spent in the UK on food or bills?

O He should give up his passport then.

O He should give up his passport then.

Have you seen the people coming out of McDonalds?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Znb8dRascg

Get a lawn treatment company in, like greenthumb, cheap, and all the weeds will go. You can get high pitched noise devices for cats.

Didnt Keith meet a nice girl through the forum?

I wouldn't. It's a massve conspiracy between the rich of this world to f*ck over everyone else. Why argue about 40%, 45% or 50%? None of them will pay it anyway! Then they take to stand and sl*g off the unemployed, and put in cuts to disability benefits. Rich always f8ckin with the poor, always have, always will. The skate mentality runs this planet.