Jonnyboy

There's no "I" in team but there's five in "individual brilliance."

"you have a fine knob sir!"

Just please avoid being anything like Fearne Cotton and you'll be fine.

I think there is also commentary on 5Live Sports Extra. Any chance of a pub in Southampton showing it on TV (ala the Pompey landlady?)

God I miss the footie, feels like bloody summer break all over again.

I don't believe you have a daughter

Looks like you'll be the only one here - slight population crisis and a sore wrist.

Come on chaps - has no one got a daughter who needs a first car?

Is this a bakery technique?

Could you have imagined what you were about to create when you started this thread?

I also want to know if he declares the income from fronting Channel 5's popular music chart show!

SOrry Zuess, me and Liquid came to an "agreement"

When I saw the username "Dog", my heart sank.

I go anywhere and hoover up the loss-leaders.

Ah, live and learn. As for the OP - if you see my new ad in buy/sell you might be onto a winner?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/hyundai-atoz-42000-miles-10l-great-cheap-car-new-mot-and-tax/89427753 HI, we have just upgraded and are seling this little beauty, ideal for a new driver or just for a cheap car to run and insure etc. A few scratches but otherwise perfect. £999.

Vag?

As liked by the sort of people that hang out at the Rose Bowl

Playing hard ball eh? I like your style. Here in the Yemen you would be a successful businessman. I give you £115 and the blessings of my camel. I send my brother to collect at 6am no? Also my sister (like camel) she wants to make proposal to you.

So bearing in mind a new battery costs at least £30 - you'd accpet £110?

What's the screen upgrade?

no, just frustrates the hell out of me

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dell-Inspiron-6400-Laptop-2GB-Ram-120GB-HDD-15-4-Core-Duo-T2300-/230680010943?pt=UK_Computing_Laptops_EH&hash=item35b599a0bf Is yours the same as this?

Gout usually affects overweight drinkers no? I thought Turks was a six-packing boi?

Any idea where you can get a new battery and how much they cost?