Jonnyboy

Fonte looks like a zombie on the OS promo pic

already on there as a best offer

There are some weird choices on here, Im not sure I can trust someone that doesnt like cheese!

off a pikey in a field

thats what I was thinking - betteries notchrap

and women.

If the guardian had t1tties that would make it my perfect paper :-)

My missus is French but been living here long enough to have a bit of chav in her :-)

So 1 hours sleep a night?

English teacher?

Maybe I should just give it to charity, am I that nice? Hmmm....

Sorry :-) Actually Ive discovered that these bloody things need charging regularly or you have to replace the batteries... called up today.... .... £300 ... FFFFFFFFS!!!

ie they give you £120 cashback eventually?

Does anyone else watch porn whilst having a dump???

20 pints plus massive late night stews will be doing it...

Ive got less and less fussy the older I get, now I'll eat anything just about apart from liver (bleuuuuuuurgh!)

liars

Can't believe there are 34 pages about a new kit. Dull surely? PS - New kit unveiled 2moro.

Surely someone wants this? Hammy? BTF?

Nah, how do you think Brooks got to the top? Also is Murdoch's bouncer wife a Thai bride?

Why would anyone want one of those?

Ah well, back to Dildos then.

Is Bob Martin no good?

You still searching for the male anal g-spot?

no, but your breath does :-p