Saint-Fred

If the world ends tomorrow will the bookies pay out on Saints not being relegated this season?

Reading the rest of the thread I don't think there's any rush..You can ask before the apocalypse but she might say no... after you can just do it anyway apparently! The only real ticking time bomb is can you do it before Stain gets round to her?

Rule 1?

The other passengers? Those limited stocks won't last long so i reckon your best bet is to go early to take control of the ship! You need to round up the strongest blokes to become your army. Thursday evening you need to make your move as once the chaos starts on Friday it will be too late. Take the captain and crew out first then all other men and then the muntas. You and your army can then sit back and await the armegedon in full control with a hoard of beautiful women at your beck and call. (Thinking about it- it would probably be a good move to get the wife overboard early on as she would 1) give you ear ache that you haven't cleaned up all the blood 2) get upset with all your new girlfriends.) I will watch the news Thursday night with interest!- which ship are you on (in case someone else has the same idea and I mistakenly think the reported hijack is you when it's not)?

You want to get it just right, and get a property just the right height above sea level. I bought my current house as I worked out once global warming kicks in it would just above sea level (Currently it is 10 miles from the sea).It's slightly higher than the places behind it so it should become a beachfront property. I reckoned it would at least quadruple in value....Not sure how the apocalypse will affect property values as the general "worlds ending scenario" may cancel out the benefit of the sea front property though? However break even will still be better then all those suckers behind me with their flooded houses!

Then the question is, ‘Can you communicate with those other universes if they are running on the same platform?’” she said Typical we will find aliens, they will be simulated on a spectrum plus whilst we are on a c64 and we won't be able talk to them!

Does everyone **** themselves when they die? Never seen that happen on Columbo?

Rookie mistake mentioning the boat! Although turns out making a boat is quite hard and I am bored of that now. Good news about the urine, that will save some space. Do the Zombies swim though? Just need to know as I will have to avoid the shallows if they are wandering round on the bottom of the ocean! Also I am going to go sick from work in a 3 days time for a week..joke wil be on them as I won't need to supply a fit note as the world would have ended by then! lol

Can't be a sun thing can it if that village is going to survive? I reckon all the ice will melt around lunchtime leaving just Buggerach as it must be high ground. For the rest of us it will be like Waterworld (only not quite so boring)...In preparation I have started building a boat. Just need to know if all that ice will make the sea water diluted enough to drink or will I need to create some distilling type device to make fresh water from sea water? We will all float around in our little boats searching for Buggerach, raping and pillaging on the way, so it will be just like being in the Navy. Just a thought I need to create some sort of battery freezing device on my boat as if all the ice is melted, what am I going to put in my Bicardi Breezers?

Paul Jewell on GOS today said he was impressed "always a cup tie atmosphere at St Mary's" obviously still hoping for a decent job? I agree with the two song bit and it does seem we now have the Northam and the Kingsland trying to start up songs. Don't see too much of an issue I'd rather have two blocks trying to sing all the time than no one starting them! even if they don't always join in each others songs. (I think as they are already singing rather than because they aren't listening) As for wit? "**** Chrismas jumper" does it get any wittier?

This started as a weather forecast but now is just commentary on today's weather? FFS I want my money back

Who is the person double teaming the guy on 1:03? having a sniff is a laff but doubling up is taking it too far!

Is there a law against sniffing bums? They only made stalking illegal today so surely there cannot be a law which says " you will not sniff someone else bum"... If there is Bearsy just admitted to doing it so should be banged up at once!

What about if you eat your own poo over and over? What does that become?

Come on surely you know the rules by now? NO? Oooops how could you as they make them up as they go along?

Bit ****ed off really as I put number 99 when I had cortese on my home shirt....How can he change numbers mid season? Surely he will have to refund me or at least give me a new shirt with the right number on?

After browsing all these in the interest's of this thread...I think I can see a link...just need your account number and password for the lloyds bank one then I will be able to confirm I am correct and I will reveal all! (I understand you may not want to post these... so a pm is fine!)

ask him if theres life after SWF or is he now in a dark black void?

Too much time on your hands?

Yeah got mine pretty fast after ordering only a day or two later

If Cortese picks the team perhaps Blackpool should be trying to get him as their next manager as two promotions on the spin makes Cortese an excellent manager at that level!! Hope Adkins doesn't get sacked then found out in his next job as expectation will be he gets promotion but without Cortese behind him picking the team how is he going to survive?

i just got tickets, so not that sold out!!!

Sorry I cannot take the high ground with that Tokyo fella then help you cheat can I? Have you no morals?

This photo is good evidence but I think Bear is not just squatting in the woods now he has dug a hole and wiped his arse on the snake by his actions on this thread.

Sorry I take people as I find them not listen to tittle tattle so until you show me pictures or I come across him squatting in the woods then I will give him the benefit of the doubt.