Noodles34

Yes, like most other teams.

Strange to see you on a thread about something, haven't you got any more ideas for songs?

Can someone remind me; is this Turkish (after a disastrous copier paper sales meeting) or is it Alpine getting his laptop away before the Austrian Police turn up?

AHHH, beat me to it!

Thats simply not true, Tim Flowers referred The name Razor to me back then

Maybe I was at a different meeting? The one at the Captains Corner as I remember was attended by a very few, namely Nick and Clive, think Al Scarffe was there and Bob Smith ( a really sound guy, still is), maybe Rich Green, bit of an Ugly mob, not sure Perry was too involved back then but might be wrong, I remember it being about 8 of us, discussed the Branfoot issue and came up with the Red card idea that Mattys partly ruined after the Newcastle game on Sky! maybe I'm mistaken, maybe there was another one there, maybe I was just so overjoyed to be part of the saints fans' incrowd and didn't notice anyone else, too impressionable back then, lol. did a bit of a speech myself at Hulse Road against the fat skate Telegraph reporter Robert Hardyman, happy days.

You were there in The Captains Corner? You sure? We're you at Oasis at The Joiners too? Or Nirvana at The Guidhalll?

That would be the pony that got us to eighth?

So where do you make that assumption? 17th would be an achievement, anything above will be miraculous

are you actually being serious about being upper mid table? Have you watched much football? Yoshida lets In goals and Sam can't score them = tough season, 17th would be an achievement with that side.

Sorry, what the opposite of innit?

ive gaffed up on my grammar, soz.

Yeah, last I looked, what's the issue? It's a valid point, fancy marketing one of your biggest money spinners and show a picture of the other team scoring. It's **** poor, it really is.

This new lot cant get anything right: Just seen the email promoting it and one of the changing banners is a side view along the corporate boxes. Clearly the away team has scored because aside from a few in one of the boxes and some in the seats, everyone else is just sitting there. In the same box they seem to have a saints fan, he has his head in his hands. Actually, its in their PDF brochure as well, oh dear. In all seriousness, its a bit crap when something like this gets through the marketing dept. Would never happened under NC mind!

I'd take the Algerian goalkeeper and their beardy centre back anyday.

How about.... "ooooooh, When the Saints...."?

English Rose by The Jam would be alright, a bit slow though, maybe Sid's version of My Way, that would be good.

That Suarez looks worth a punt?

Excellent, we haven't got a striker like that, oh, hang on......

Great, but it should be all of us, so; Don't cry for us Pochettino The truth is we never loved you All through our wild days Our mad existence WE kept OUR promise Now keep your distance

because its a common misconception that Southampton players are the only alternative, what saying Tom Huddlestone would have done a better job there, thats all.

jesus, and Sam Gallagher would have done better than Sturridge?

They both can't stick one in.

not Wellbecks biggest fan by any stretch, but he did well the other night, certainly did his job and seemed the only one to understand that we had to close down Pirlo. i couldn't believe what we did with Pirlo. For the first 10/15 minutes we were on him, Wellbeck or Henderson, then we just seemed to stop doing that and once again he just ran the show, not because he is so great (he is though), but because we let him. Can you imagine the Germans doing the same? still, 4 points could still do it!

Well said, a very good assessment