Link to the 442 article for those who aren't on Apple or who don't use Apple News service:
http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/southampton-feed-englands-bloated-big-boys-how-long-can-they-dine-fine-themselves
Wtf? I know it's Friday afternoon and all that, but steady on old chap. All he did was say Black isn't as bad as all that; he did **** your wife whilst petting your dog!