Pancake

Failed medical I bet.

This. And this. What the very ****ery ****?

*Gaddafi

Looks more like Danny Murphy TBH Mattio.

TBF, they should know 1) what to expect from a football forum and 2) what to expect when you put yourself up as a "object of desire" on a national TV show. If they dont have the balls to take comments on here, then why go on TV and promote yourself via the classic "sex sells".

Post of the year, no doubt. Congrats.

say hello to your daughter from me.

I still think there is a massive story/tale to be written about the time between the FA Cup Final and ML taking over. One day I will try to look into it.

Paying for the use of a lady of the night I believe.

Burnley looking to sign Hammers striker Zavon Hines today/tomorrow. Just saying...

At Tesco?

Err, just get the accounts if you are that interested...

TBH, there is fack all Bajjer and Stevie can do about Lallana if he wants to move at some point in the future. No amount of fivers waved at him will stop him. I would rather they spent the money on the server and hosting.

Watford/Hammers was 0-4 wasn't it? That's a thrashing in anyone's book.

No-one said Micra yet? Cheap to run, cheap to repair, cheap to insure and no ****er will nick one either.

A serious question. What do people get from having a "match" thread on here? Goal updates are quicker from so many other sources and the threads are usually so innane that they are unreadable. Most forums don't allow them, match threads that is, as they ruin the forum.

Christ, did a mentally handicapped amputee toddler 'shop that?

So this "Fourth Official" chap, he is one of the posters from here yeah?

He is a little cocktease that boy

Essex, its the bit at the other end of the Dartford Tunnel. Lakeside. Circus Tavern. Arena Essex.

Thought it was after the Sheff/'Pool game tonight?

Odd one out game:

Why would Cortese deal with Wenger? Doesnt make sense...

Huge OP fail.