Toussaint

Get Small-bone and big Willy signed up and stop dicking around ffs!

No, they were using a geological frame of reference.

I wouldn't take that risk on, he's likely to injure himself getting in or out, stab himself with the seat belt or find some other means to hurt himself, roll around on the floor in apparent agony and go MIA for a few weeks.

Rice doesn’t look great tonight and Antonio looks like he’s over the hill.

I am not enjoying anything about this game. I was initially hoping for a West Ham win, but since their yobbo fans have dominated the first half I am seriously wavering. Ideally both teams will loose!

"insert town or city name" is a shithole, I want to go home. We don't have much to boast about ourselves in that respect

Didn’t they offer £50 million just after we played them at home?

I am surprised, in my simple football brain, why we just didn't get him, Djneppo or Sulemana to run across the edge of the area or even into the area as a tactic, they can all draw fouls.

Your right, he’ll never be an Elyonoussi

And that youngster who plays on the wing, the Brazilian lad, he could learn the Southampton way and could have a very bright future.

That all sounds slightly Schofield !

Get Woy!

Thought he was going to Palace?

It’s true , Heinrich Blockchain and Jimmy Ponzi almost secured. They failed in their bid to secure Ingrid Multilevelmarketingscam, which is disappointing.

We don’t need evidence here on Saintsweb, if there’s a gonna be a hangin’ there a gonna be a hangin’ and there ain’t nuthin no one can do about it!

To the tune of ….makes spectacular saves you wouldn’t expect him to but doesn’t save some that he should do.

He may have been, but my Pompey fanatic friend was very accurate in his assessment, as it turned out, of him when we were initially interested in him.

A lot of posters would take being called middle aged as a compliment

We will be back, question is premier league or league one, we’ll definitely be back somewhere we’ve been before. Put as much as you can afford to on it.

Bastards

Because despite earning in a week what most earn in year we give a shit and they don’t. Inset appropriate C word in the plural here ——-

Choice today, go to football or sit in the garden eating tapas and drinking cava. Definitely made the right choice

Someone on another thread said, very aptly, we don’t know if we are going to be top eight, middle eight or bottom eight. Until we get an idea of next season’s squad and coaching set up we don’t have a clue. Even that doesn’t tell us how we will perform. I think it maybe a bit of a slog.

I’m sure it will be very exciting being in a promotion chase, but at this point in time a feel very jaded with the premier league and what it has become.

To be fair I didn’t get that far, everything was going so swimmingly I thought it was time for some blue sky thinking, so I put the laptop in the bath, I didn’t just “consider breaking” it, I actually broke it! So we’ll probably win the champions league, however I will now never know for certain. There are some drawbacks with the “breaking it” philosophy. Including the £1000.00 for a new laptop.