Toussaint

Not only will we win tomorrow, it will be such a huge margin we’ll end up with a positive goal difference

Si, senor.

I haven't applied any science to it, just gut feeling. I don't see us getting anything against WHU or Forest, they both have the capability to bully us. Spurs are flakey, and we tend to do well against good but flakey sides. Who knows? I am buoyed by the 2 wins in 3, but we massively rode our luck in both of those games, yes we need some luck, but we still have very little attacking potency, and, as I said above, its losing to the dross around us that will be very difficult to overcome.

Points 0 - Man U A 1 - Brentford H 3- Spurs H 0 - WHU A 0 - City H 3 - Palace H 0 - Arse A 3 - Bournemouth H 0 - Newcastle A 0 - Forest A 1 - Fulham H (unless on the beach) 0 - Brighton Away (unless on the beach) 0 - Liverpool H = 32 points total unless we have a couple of shocks wins, (think I've already factored in a couple of generous results), or pick up points against "on the beach" sides, which I recall happening in the great escape seasons(s)

I keep thinking about Forest and Wolves at home and Leeds away, all six pointers at the time, should have got something out of each of those, which would have dramatically changed the bottom of the table. The one that makes me most angry is Wolves, that was 100% on Jones.

Win today, and we might, things could change dramatically, whilst we can’t get out of the bottom three, Bournemouth, Leeds* and Everton all have tough games and could all get sucked right back in. *Chelsea are going to spank someone at some point

Unfortunately there is zero end product, he can turn a couple of defenders inside out an then knocks it back into midfield. I wonder if it’s confidence or lack of acceleration once he has beaten his man?

xC in this instance, however, I can confirm results are now in and the original hypothesis has been proven correct

E unless C includes reptilian shapeshifters, in which case E and C

Interesting point you make, I’ll run an algorithm on it and come back to you, but early indications are your theory may have substance

I think we’ll win.

Do you know for a fact it’s not true? I was hoping it was.

You mean he is not playing well or Bournemouth are getting tonked?

If it is possible I'd recall Jack Stephens right now, he has exactly the qualities we are lacking and would make an excellent captain in this time of need.

And yet he'd be one of our better players now if he was still here

1a - A Armstrong, 1b - Aribo, 1c - Elyounoussi 2a - AMN, 2b Diallo, 2c Mara 3a - Theo - perversely as he now looks like one of our better players, 3b Orsic, 3 c Bednarek That's my "3"

His own life coaching book

All the pages are stuck together in Rambos book

Both I’d say.

I won’t, he started the rot with his useless playbook

Three terrible managers who have no idea how to set up a team, or how to change it when they need to.

He doesn’t know better, he’s signed up to the playbook and knows nothing else.

Oh well Reuben , you’ve had your 15 minutes of fame, now do the right thing

I know, depressing isn’t it, as long as he persists with the Ralphball shambolic playbook, dresses nicely, speaks well and the players like him that’s all we can ask for.

They don’t want to risk a strongly worded letter to the Echo