Saint_clark

They're probably thinking, "Oh for f**ks sake, we just did a big rebuttal piece"...

Because people saw the rumours all over twitter and started chucking tenners on it from all over the country, and Skybet shat themselves?

Who are you referring to when you say "Saints"? It must be a person/group of people for you to comment on their ability to do anything.

Melanie Lambert @melaniemlambert · 3m I have no words to describe how am feelin at the minute. Absolutly over the moon xx Oh christ...

But it's not, it's literally just a bloke pretending to be a journo who started it as a laugh.

I like the fact he says "the team CAN do better" rather than "the team COULD HAVE done better". Suggests that not all the players are looking to jump ship as some believe.

"Something is wrong", what exactly? We've had four or five different owners/chairmen in that time (Lowe, Wilde, Crouch, Dulieu, Cortese, Krueger - so 6 actually) what are you suggesting is the overall problem binding all of them? Why not check similar stats for the rest of the Prem teams - or even better, for teams that have had two relegations, two promotions and an administration in that period.

Out of interest, who was living on the Falkland Islands before we colonised it?

Please god not Poyet.

Erm why have we accepted his resignation? If they want him we should have got compensation. Yet another amateurish decision from the new directors.

Surely a better analogy would be leaving your wife?

Those quotes are from after the last game of the season, aren't they?

The beeb have run stories about deals that haven't gone through before, you know - whether because they weren't real or because talks broke down.

What's actually happened today that makes everyone so sure it's happening by the way? I'm really confused.

Well if things go tits up and we end up getting relegated at least I may be able to afford a season ticket, as I really don't think I can for this season.

You mean like when we hired Adkins and Pochettino under his watch? God help us indeed.

Shaw to liverpool for £11million.

Wow. That is journalism?

Ah i'm with you. I guess it's awkward for all 3 reasons though.

Awkward because Saints fans are kicking up a fuss or because he was photographed at the "Spurs" training ground? (Who completes a deal at the training ground btw, surely they would work out of the stadium or offices somewhere else).

Is this a glimpse at your new material for next season?

The media really are looking a bit silly at the moment aren't they.

I don't see Ramirez playing much for Uruguay. Few sub appearances maybe. Hmm - I reckon we'd have been able to afford Lallana when he was at 23. In answer to the thread, I have no doubt that if Ramirez was given a first team spot in place of Lallana he'd flourish next season. If we're keeping Adam however (fingers crossed) I don't see us accommodating him and it may be worth cashing in.

Ever since what? Ever since the last rumour yesterday, or this morning or whenever it was?

I'm paid weekly so waiting until the last minute so I can pay it all in one go.