Saint_clark

You're definitely right actually.

f*cking f*ck f*ck f*ck

Heard one or two things.

It's important to remember that nobody has actually been sold yet.

We've just made £80million and are guaranteed to boost that up to £150 million by the end of next season. If we're in a difficult financial position after that, with the lowest wage bill in the Prem, then I will bite off my own penis.

Hate to say it, but he's gone lads. It's like a punch in the gut.

OK, i'll bite. When did he lie to us?

She's since deleted it, which is even more ominous.

They're probably thinking, "Oh for f**ks sake, we just did a big rebuttal piece"...

Because people saw the rumours all over twitter and started chucking tenners on it from all over the country, and Skybet shat themselves?

Who are you referring to when you say "Saints"? It must be a person/group of people for you to comment on their ability to do anything.

Melanie Lambert @melaniemlambert · 3m I have no words to describe how am feelin at the minute. Absolutly over the moon xx Oh christ...

But it's not, it's literally just a bloke pretending to be a journo who started it as a laugh.

I like the fact he says "the team CAN do better" rather than "the team COULD HAVE done better". Suggests that not all the players are looking to jump ship as some believe.

"Something is wrong", what exactly? We've had four or five different owners/chairmen in that time (Lowe, Wilde, Crouch, Dulieu, Cortese, Krueger - so 6 actually) what are you suggesting is the overall problem binding all of them? Why not check similar stats for the rest of the Prem teams - or even better, for teams that have had two relegations, two promotions and an administration in that period.

Out of interest, who was living on the Falkland Islands before we colonised it?

Please god not Poyet.

Erm why have we accepted his resignation? If they want him we should have got compensation. Yet another amateurish decision from the new directors.

Surely a better analogy would be leaving your wife?

Those quotes are from after the last game of the season, aren't they?

The beeb have run stories about deals that haven't gone through before, you know - whether because they weren't real or because talks broke down.

What's actually happened today that makes everyone so sure it's happening by the way? I'm really confused.

Well if things go tits up and we end up getting relegated at least I may be able to afford a season ticket, as I really don't think I can for this season.

You mean like when we hired Adkins and Pochettino under his watch? God help us indeed.

Shaw to liverpool for £11million.