Saint_clark

Alpine should be happy, he always wants us to do our business early.

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As ridiculous as the situation is, we're NOT a laughing stock. In fact everyone is quite sympathetic towards us and a lot of other fans have said they hope we keep all our players (including some Liverpool fans!).

Renewed yesterday but apparently you have 14 days in which you can cancel it.

I'm fairly sure he's going to end up back here as no-one will want him, which I am not happy about.

I bet Josh Sims claims it.

I would have said Lambert to be honest.

This is f*cking sh*t.

When did he say that? All i saw was him saying he'd prefer that, but wouldn't stop players from talking to their agents or clubs.

People who say he wants to go because he loves the club are forgetting that a short while ago he said his love is for Southampton now. I know people will dismiss it but i genuinely believe he is a saints fan now rather than a liverpool fan. The way he was singing along with OWTS on the lap of honour showed that as well.

That picture is fake, zoom in and look at the change in background colour around the writing.

You're definitely right actually.

f*cking f*ck f*ck f*ck

Heard one or two things.

It's important to remember that nobody has actually been sold yet.

We've just made £80million and are guaranteed to boost that up to £150 million by the end of next season. If we're in a difficult financial position after that, with the lowest wage bill in the Prem, then I will bite off my own penis.

Hate to say it, but he's gone lads. It's like a punch in the gut.

OK, i'll bite. When did he lie to us?

She's since deleted it, which is even more ominous.

They're probably thinking, "Oh for f**ks sake, we just did a big rebuttal piece"...

Because people saw the rumours all over twitter and started chucking tenners on it from all over the country, and Skybet shat themselves?

Who are you referring to when you say "Saints"? It must be a person/group of people for you to comment on their ability to do anything.

Melanie Lambert @melaniemlambert · 3m I have no words to describe how am feelin at the minute. Absolutly over the moon xx Oh christ...

But it's not, it's literally just a bloke pretending to be a journo who started it as a laugh.

I like the fact he says "the team CAN do better" rather than "the team COULD HAVE done better". Suggests that not all the players are looking to jump ship as some believe.