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For a CB in that pic he makes Messi look tall.........

James Pearce ‏@Pearcesport 27m Congratulations to Newport County on promotion to Football League. Another uplifting story of club rising from ashes. Inspiration to others A beacon of hope for the skates? Well yes, unless you look up the M3 a bit at Aldershot

OK so we know he is the player TSW loves to hate. Yesterday when I saw the team even I thought we would be in for a footballing lesson. But, I think yesterday Guly stepped up to the mark, he wasn't perfect, but while he was on the pitch we looked the better side. So, just want to say. Well done Guly, good game son, hope the injury isn't serious because I think on this performance he cdajfu in the last two games

Forget the bookies & predictors. What worries me is 3 games 1 point and zero goals. Yeah sure, two 0-0's should see us safe but this has been a hell of a bad time to forget how to score goals

Yeah, the transfer window is almost here. We'll have 4 pages at least discussing the details of Riquelme's transfer

Well, I thought Guly had a bloody good game. Worried about SRL dropping off the boil. TV here after the game analysis blamed MAYUKA for the Bale goal, They showed how when Bale moved inside Mayuka had the angle to have been able to close him down or even nick the ball off him, Mayuka stopped dead and watched Which to us in the Pub was the main issue. Mayuka after 65 minutes instead of Puncheon. Proud of the performance, IF we turn up and start the same way next week against Sunderland then no worries. IF we turn up a la WBA - very worried. Oh and there is no truth in any of the rumours that the reason Bieber was 2 hours late for his gig here tonight was because he was with us watching the game and learning how to pull fit chicks in Barasti. None at all. Honest

Last night watching Amber get kicked off American Idol... Tears of Laughter at Nicki Minaj & Maria doing the fake Diva Luvvie like they gave a sh1t routine. Seriously proper crying? When we scored the second goal at SMS against Coventry and I knew we were back up in the PL

Fair point about Georges Prost Art. I do hope that somewhere in our system he is still considered a friend of Saints and keeps an eye open for more Morgan's

Or.... The very early Qualification matches would play havoc with our multi-million dollar World pre-season tour designed to give all our global fans the chance to see us play with all our new signings, Messi, Ronaldo et al

Or the tree you were pictured hiding in

All we need now to make the fun complete is a law suit challenging one of the old Charges that could unravel the entire (old) mess

You guys need to set up a Facebook Page & a Twitter feed. Aus Saints led the way with the idea we did the same. We now have close to 400 followers on Twitter including some Saints legends, FB, we have about 50 which is nuts as last season we thought there were 4 of us down here. Share info on what pubs people are going to watch games etc and you'll soon become a big family. We average about 15 people every game now our record is 30 for the Citeh game which was bonkers

Having battled with OldNick at SMS I kinda get the feeling he'd only be a post-op man

Thinking of doing a Dubai version of that show. Hell now we have X Factor why not? Anyone volunteer to come help me out? (Have to record the entire series in 21 days tho as won't be allowed to Vid naked chicks after the wedding (allegedly) Reckon we can find a good half dozen candidates down Barasti Saturday if Saints are crap with no LB

Hmmm Bearsy says he has a new job Here he is at work and he's famous http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2318202/Is-sexist-TV-programme-history-Chat-women-strip-men-critique-naked-bodies.html I'll let you lot click the link to watch the Video I ain't posting direct Vids of bewbs from down here

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10026476/Newcastle-United-manager-Alan-Pardew-sees-position-at-St-James-Park-put-in-peril-by-dressing-room-split.html Interesting, Th telegraph runs with a story about Dressing Room unrest French v everyone else, players wanting out and criticising Pardew. They get a letter from Newcastle's Lawyers and get banned from The Ground, and then let everyone know they have it all in writing. Sounds like Pardew is in real trouble up there

Yep.......... She's been Home Alone in Poland since 10th April being a Wedding Planner. They don't have Ann Summers over there

Did someone mention Blue Peter?

Think we've got a few on high wages to shift after their promotion pay rises.. LB, Hammond, Chappers Martin Fox Dickson Richardson Sharp Proven in a Championship Promotion push. For you 'Arry 30 million for the lot mate. Meet you down the pier later this week nudge nudge Hell we could throw in a couple swap deals Forecast for Cesar and Johno Quick for Remy

No, inconclusive, that actually matches the description of you that your wife gave last week.

Hmmm Where are our Stattos? How many pages does the standard CoE Bible have?

Was I on one of Foley's coaches? Can't actually remember if we were picked up in Southampton or Salisbury now. eek. I DO remember that even with the huge jams on the North Circular we were about the 3rd or 4th Saints coach into the car park. It was like a sea of Mancs around us VERY scary at the time. I remember being p1ssed off that "my mate" Steve had got two vouchers and bought a ticket for his missus, I had to do the Car Park camping overnight gig. Our bus certainly went and dropped people off in Southampton - will never forget cars parked and the people dancing in the middle of Chilworth Roundabout. What I DO remember is getting to the Fox & Goose in Coombe Bissett 10 seconds AFTER the Landlord had called last orders. I downed my ONLY beer of the day in about 20 seconds and raced home just as the MOTD theme started. My Mum was STILL in tears "Oh how you sang" was all she said. Watched the game with a can of something horrid from the Pub (Watneys Red Barrell I expect) then exhausted to bed. Next morning up at the crack of dawn, found the leads for the old portable telly, left Coombe picked up my mates in my Mum's Marina estate (those were the days eh!) (I passed my test 3 days before the Bristol Rovers Away game (last game before the final I think) We got to Pepperbox Hill, pulled over set up the Portable in the boot wired it to the fag lighter and bingo The Big Match. By the time the game finished we had about 10 people watching with us (and some very bored Dogs expecting their walkies) Got to the Guildhall square on the Bus station side and could not move and did not want to. What a weekend and only two beers in the whole thing!

Jack Reacher. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Yes it is an OK movie, yes Tom Cruise does what he does in a film. But no, it truly is NOT Jack Reacher and not a patch on the character in the books As a film 4.5/10 As a franchise? -1,000,000,000,000 out of 10 Star Trek movie out next week. Now THAT may be something to see at the cinema for a change

Oh wow there is Gold in them thar answers

Yep it's been eagerly awaited by everyone on this thread that's for sure. Now let's all start eagerly awaiting their BSQ campaign in a couple of years time