The Cat

Hi, I'm here. Obviously I didn't think we'd win 3-0. I'm not fucking mental!

What sort of lunatic would predict a 3-0 win? Or do I have to put winking emojis after and vaguely sarcastic post or joke for the simpletons?

Not sure we played really well for 70 minutes. We were ok but I guess being ok when you're normally utter shit is an achievement. Were also helped by Lemina sending himself off. At that point we should have pressed forward to get a second goal. 2-0 and the game is done. But we forced 1 save from their keeper from the 1v1 in remaining 70 odd minutes against 10 men. Jones fucked himself today. Had a golden open goal to get 3 points after 30 minutes and missed.

Hahaha, fucking hell that second half was so bad. Pretty sure Bednarek is the worst of all our CB's including those in the U23's but still gets picked. Could see their first goal coming a mile off, was obviously we needed to change formation and bring on subs 5 minutes before. Baffling managerial decisions cost us the game. Surely he's gone now.

Going to the game today to voice your displeasure are you? Or will you be sat on your fucking arse moaning on the internet all afternoon? Yeah, thought so.

Remind me, page 10 and 11. 5pm. Some golden posts to quote after our 3-0 win.

What, like 5 officers? Fareham doesn't exactly have loads of people on shift at any one time. If there was some late intelligence on potential public disorder they'd add another PSU with trained officers and offer anything else out as overtime by email/text. At least that's what they did when I worked there.

But younger than U18's but best place to post this.

West Brom for the curry. Not the Vine, there's another place a bit like 5 Rivers about a mile away which is amazing. Always enjoy a trip to Millwall. Also Watford if they don't come up. Reading is dull but nearby. Haven't been to Rotherham's new ground so that would be one to tick off.

Park and ride is back for this game.

He did play well. I enjoyed watching some of those saves. He's a great keeper, probably the best shot stopper I've seen below Conference South level and seems to have cut down the mistakes this season. Going to be a close run thing still for the title.

Sholing won 1-0 somehow. Good to see such a big crowd for the game, 648 attendance.

Sholing 1-0 Totton at half time. Sholing quite lucky to be winning, it's been pretty much all Totton apart from when Brad Targett banged one in off the crossbar. James Beattie is here, saw him wander past with 2 trays of chips.

I take it the most vehement anti Jones posters on here are going on Saturday to create a toxic atmosphere and do thier bit towards getting him sacked? Or are they "boycotting" the match, just like they do every week to sit on their asses and moan on the internet instead? Doesn't matter where you live, if you are that passionate that you want him out then do something about it.

He's probably busy enjoying time in his sex dungeon.

Wigan are proper crap. How's Brereton looking? I see Sam Gallagher has come on. Just looked and didn't realise he hadn't scored since a few games before the World Cup.

Only if he has rough hands and wears gloves. What seems like a weird fetish to one man is completely normal to another.

Online protests don't mean much, they are low effort. Best way to do it is to turn up for Wolves, make a crap load of noise both anti manager and anti board of you like but also support the team. Then for the game after, if Jones is still in charge protest outside but don't go to the game.

Was that the one when Rich Chorley threw some coins at him? I was at that one and also one with Strachan when he fucked off after 10 minutes because he'd promised to take his wife to the cinema, haha.

In what way? I thought his transfer fee was comparatively low because of a release clause. No idea on wages etc though.

Where's our new screens? That should be top of the list. It's severely imparing my matchday experience.

Let's give them half a point deduction for every transgression. This would put them on -5 with 17 games left. If we go with a low bar of 35 points to stay up it would need them to amass at least 40 points from a possible 51 to stay up. Would be brilliant to see the league really clamp down on them like the Italians have done with Juventus.

Saturday will be a lot of fun if he's still here. Love those sorts of games with an edge.

Henderson is injured.

Bosz would be hilarious. Loads of goals flying in at either end rather than the one end we're currently used to.