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Theres something odd about spending saturday afternoons watch 22 men get sweaty together chasing a piece of a cows arse around.

I read somewhere that the players at Salernitana (Cala's old stamping ground) hadn't been paid for two years when he arrived. Oddly they didnt get paid in the 11 days he was there either.

Look on the bright side Trousers, you're probably related to me

Exactly - and for descendents its even more than that. If one person had three children in 1500 and their children each had 3 children and each generation repeated every 25 years (these figures are actually pretty low compared to historical norms) by the year 2000 that person would have over 1 billion descendants.

I got tweedle dum and tweedle do, whose the third?

A Prius with a mullet. Thats not something you see every day.

did you get that stain off your screen dog?

If your family has been in Britain since 1900 then you are probably at least distantly related to Henry Vlll or any one of the people alive in 1500s and before. You go back enough generations and everyone is linked to everyone else.

Lucky sod! I would kill for a simplified family like that

So Cala thinks AA is a cu nt. This guy is sharper than we've given him credit for.... or maybe he means "dish, babe, fox, doll".

You need to do something big and macho to prove you aren't gay - like Hitler did. Invading Poland is going to be tricky admittedly - but perhaps you could 'friend' Dune and build up?

tbh I have no idea what SOPA involves - but am aware the Wiki Foundation have concerns, and I trust their view.

Saw him once at a student gig. Have to say he was totally excellent, although very orange. Was very scary to see him in the halls next day because he had appraentlty scored with a course mate. wtf? She was so sheepish. She must feel even more sheepish now he is officially a slimy paedo.

Take the door off and bin it. You dont need it and it just gets in the way.

My second one is a much more relaxed personality and a better sleeper than the first. Too fixed routines can make you a hostage to them in the end. A simple consistent cues to sleep that you can take and do anywhere (like milk, sleep blanket and a bedtime tune) are best imo. Lot to be said for cool room, warm bed and blackout blinds too.

Its a twitten round here.

Arse appear to be fascinated by anything with a Southampton shirt on it. Cant we start importing boys from the tyro and sell them off as £12m starlets?

Get your lines right ffs Dalek....

Dover

Cost him 350,000 points just for a meal out in Glasgow.

The answers are usually in the story....... "they will be questioned in relation to an alleged sexual assault on a woman in July last year. This was reported at the time and the suspects were identified on Friday last week, January 13, leading to these arrests"

If for no other reason than it all happened a very long time ago and all the people directly affected are dead.

Why stop there? You could nationalise without compensation any property which has been obtained at some stage in any less than fair way. The situation with the Crown Estates is far less objectionable than many.

Not sure he did tbf. Adkins didnt play him much at S****horpe. Maybe he just thought Forte was raw but had the pace we needed and could be developed. Obviously hasnt worked out but not sure we haver lost much.

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