trousers

Zut alors!

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Signing number 11 this summer! S****horpe left-winger Andy Barcham has joined #Pompey on a free transfer. More at http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/

Luckily for him he doesn't post on here any more.... *ahem*

I trust our new kit will be more imaginative than the new England kit...

Sad news. Sat at work holding back the tears

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10065973/Southampton-1-Stoke-City-1-match-report.html

Just looking through the script for this thread. You'll love page 7. Hilarious!

Post #18 before Turkish highlights someone mentioning anti Saints agenda. Two records broken in one thread.

The thought police to post #4 please!

I'll refrain from further comment until Turkish has reminded us of the SWF rules re: commenting on bad vs good newspaper articles. Edit: Damn, Hypo jumped the gun.

Martin Samuels is a West Ham fan.

Source?

Indeed. It's a sure fire sign that you've succeeded when the press start to knock you down. Same happened to Bobby Davro and Ainsley Harriott.

"His brinkmanship passes without comment". Yep, not even a 20+ page on here or nuffink. Remind me what the standard SWF reaction is to Daily Mail articles is...

What happens if every team in the league finishes 'tied'? How long would it take to play all the play offs? Good game.

This sounds like job for MLG

We're missing a Frank Lampard-esque midfielder. Top of the shopping list please Mr Cortese.

Was very annoying and contributed to the result. Lallana seemed to slip over every time he got the ball.

@SouthamptonFC: Stoke team: Begovic, Shotton, Huth, Shawcross ©, Wilson, Walters, Cameron, Whitehead, N'Zonzi, Etherington, Crouch. #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: Stoke substitutes: Sorensen (GK), Palacios, Owen, Kightly, Wilkinson, Jerome, Cuvelier. #saintsfc

Ah, cool. That's not too shabby!

Did I miss something? "Issue"? Edit: scratch that - me reading too much into what you said, probably

@SouthamptonFC: Saints substitutes: Gazzaniga (GK), Yoshida, Ward-Prowse, Mayuka, Chambers, Isgrove, Puncheon. #saintsfc