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http://www.bbc.co.uk/travelnews/hampshire/roads/unplanned

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The Austrian Michael Owen...? [video=youtube_share;TBA1kxv2J-A]

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@solentsport: This summer's #Pompey Fans Forum will take place on Wednesday July 31st at Fratton Park 7pm-8pmish. It will be recorded on night.

@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey are away to Bournemouth in the Capital One Cup! Bury v Crewe Alexandra Shrewsbury Town v Bolton Wanderers Middlesbrough v Accrington Stanley Doncaster Rovers v Rochdale Preston North End v Blackpool Barnsley v S****horpe United Tranmere Rovers v Mansfield Town York City v Burnley Notts County v Fleetwood Town Sheffield United v Burton Albion Oldham Athletic v Derby County Carlisle United v Blackburn Rovers Morecambe v Wolverhampton Wanderers Nottingham Forest v Hartlepool United Leeds United v Chesterfield Huddersfield Town v Bradford City Rotherham United v Sheffield Wednesday Port Vale v Walsall Gillingham v Bristol City AFC Bournemouth v Portsmouth Wycombe Wanderers v Leicester City Brentford v Dagenham and Redbridge Exeter City v Queens Park Rangers Charlton Athletic v Oxford United Southend United v Yeovil Town Millwall v AFC Wimbledon Swindon Town v Torquay United Birmingham City v Plymouth Argyle Stevenage v Ipswich Town Cheltenham Town v Crawley Town Bristol Rovers v Watford Northampton Town v Milton Keynes Dons Leyton Orient v Coventry City Colchester United v Peterborough United Brighton and Hove Albion v Newport County Ties to be played during the week commencing 5th August 2013.

@SouthamptonFC: Gaston Ramirez named in the Uruguay starting XI for their #Confeds Group B game against Spain. Kick off in Recife is at 11pm BST. #saintsfc

Competition is healthy. As Monk says, Pompey have moaned and groaned about this. We're much bigger and better than them and shouldn't need to react in such a tinpot and amateurish way.

As late on as the 10th game...? #optimistic

People are only "trolls" if they get a reaction...

Poortvliet?

I preferred the days where dodgy bankers were handed knighthoods by the Labour Party

60 bites. Good effort.

Just got back from seeing Springsteen at Wembley. 3.5 hours of wall to wall entertainment. Legend.

Jamie Redknapp

He's the photographer's fluffer

@DejanLovren05: I'm very happy to announce that I will now play for Southampton. I want to thank the Lyon fans and Lyon for everything. GO SAINTS! #sanitsfc

@JFBLucas: "Dejan Lovren" now trending worldwide. I think this signing has made an impact. #welcomedejan #saintsfc http://t.co/5gl3SkN654

@JFBLucas: Enjoyed my first interview with @DejanLovren05 this evening. A great speaker who was clearly delighted to join #SaintsFC. #welcomedejan @JFBLucas: I also spoke to Mauricio Pochettino tonight - look out for that interview on Saints Player next week. #saintsfc #welcomedejan

This is now officially the best thread

@pn_neil_allen: David Connolly urges Wallace to follow Adam Lallana's patient path. #Pompey http://t.co/qz9WhHtX23

@RBairner: OFFICIAL: #Lyon centre-back Dejan #Lovren sold to Southampton for €10m. #OL