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Phew. So I can carry on with my fond admiration of her then? I thought I'd lost all those cherished memories for an horrific moment. ;-)

Good call. Forgot there we're games on tonight. Cheers

That's a helluva lot of eels you've got in your hovercraft there if you don't mind me saying

Not forgetting a photocopier or two

I actually did have one of those reptiles once. I called him 'Tiny'

Ergo Thatcher was a closet socialist. Knew it. Bloody knew it. And to think I voted for the crafty old bint.

Sigh(t)

No, sorry your honour. Didn't read that far back. I'm too busy posting random nonsense on any thread I can find at the moment (first time for everything, I know)

I'm not surprised...it's a coalition...

P.s. Please could you ask the driver to steam open the letter and add another zero to the amount?

What grade of parchment paper will this letter be written on (with quill and ink one assumes)? And will it carry the personal seal of King Wenger the Great? I know of a man in the hamlet of Wolverhampton with a scanner in the roof of his roundhouse.

Is that the shadow of Lallana's wheelchair I can see in that second photo...?

Yeah, but we had Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Dollar to soften the blow.

I can speak Northern: "Appen as like that bluddy Thatcher woman clurzed doon all t' pits and t' factrees and left us with nowt but t' arses t' sit on for 't rest of born daize. Y' al reet pet?"

Meanwhile, back at Spin Towers, Labour starting to get twitchy already...can only be a matter of time before Mandy comes to the rescue of another ailing Labour leader... http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23915147-dont-say-coalition-say-tory-led-labours-spin-chief-tells-media.do ;-)

Wouldn't it be quicker to list all Saints players who were rated.....? ;-)

Bless you

That's Zambezi for you to say

Bugger....that's me outed at long last....

Ssshhhhhh......

Anyone know Wats on television tonight?

Look, I've already put my hands-up to talking twaddle. Don't kick an old man when he's down. :-)

Nutshell. I think we can almost guarantee no official announcement on this before Saturday for that very reason. However, for my fellow reading-between-the-lines colleagues, should we see 'candid' video footage of Lallana hobbling around the training ground on crutches tomorrow then we can be assured that he is fighting fit and will play on Saturday....

This is true. I must remember to activate both of my brain cells before coming on here sometimes :-)