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  1. I think what people are saying is that its "not the end of the world" if players join later in the window and what you're saying is "wouldn't it be best if we signed new players as early as possible" Both slants on the situation have merit, but this being the Saints Web forum, opinions tend to get polarised.
  2. Emile Heskey scored more premier league goals than MLT? I feel a bit queasy after reading that.
  3. Alpine makes a logical point if one wades through the predictability of this thread. If we finalise the building of the team "sooner rather than later" it means that the whole squad can "gel" during the pre-season tour and friendlies, and therefore hit the ground running on 'day 1'. The longer you leave it the more that "gelling" time drifts into the season itself. That's simple logic.
  4. Both Saints and Pompey have the same win ratio (30%)....hmmm....keep that one quiet.... ;-)
  5. Who's going to bite first? Bridge Too Far, Verbal or Saintandy666? It's too close to call IMHO
  6. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2004535/The-new-Ice-Age-Climate-change-slow-sun-simmers-down.html "The last time the sun went to sleep, there were frost fairs on the Thames and ice extended for miles into the North Sea. Now scientists have unearthed evidence that the sun is poised to enter its first period of ‘hibernation’ since the Little Ice Age of the early 1700s." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2004463/Cooler-Earth-The-Ice-Age-coming--dont-panic.html The Ice Age is coming... don't panic! At last, some good news for polar bears. The world is about to enter a mini Ice Age. Scientists working for the American Astronomical Society are predicting a significant drop in solar activity over the next decade. Last time this happened, between 1645 and 1715, global temperatures plummeted and the River Thames froze over every winter. While climate change alarmists insist we are heading for meltdown, the truth is that the world has actually been getting cooler in recent years. Although the findings from the National Solar Observatory in New Mexico are bad news for the global warming industry, they are not necessarily good news for the rest of us. Politicians are bound to exploit the new evidence for their own purposes . . . Britain will lead the world in tackling global cooling, the Prime Minister announced today. Unless we act now, he warned, the planet could soon freeze over. He was speaking after the emergency United Nations climate change summit at the exclusive Cool Runnings ski resort in Jamaica. A new Global Cooling Bill will be brought before the next session of Parliament, aimed at increasing carbon emissions by 60 per cent. The Energy Secretary has given the green light to a modern generation of peat-fired power stations and ordered an increase in drilling for North Sea Oil. Fossil fuels are believed to hold the key to reversing the drop in temperatures. Alternative energy companies will be given billions of pounds in grants to dismantle wind turbines. These will be smelted down and converted into giant mirrors designed to reflect the sun’s rays in an attempt to reopen the hole in the ozone layer. Thousands of these mirrors will be erected in areas of outstanding natural beauty all over Britain. Landfill sites will be converted into vast open-air incinerators, operating around the clock in an attempt to maximise carbon output. Town Halls are to introduce twice-daily dustbin collections to provide the raw materials to keep the home fires burning, although this is expected to lead to a 300 per cent increase in council tax. Households which fail to produce sufficient combustible material will face heavy fines. Anyone using more than one dustbin will go to prison for five years. Those people who have installed solar panels, double glazing and loft insulation will have to pay higher taxes. This is necessary to recoup all the money spent in the past subsidising the installation of solar panels, double glazing and loft insulation. It is hoped that by 2025, every home in Britain will be heated by a wood-burning stove. The Transport Ministry is encouraging people who have brought hybrid vehicles to switch to petrol- and diesel-driven cars. Road tax on electric cars will rise to £5,000 a year. London’s congestion charge zone will be scrapped, except for bicycles and low-emission vehicles. Cyclists and drivers of the Toyota Pious will be charged £100 a day to enter the capital. The Mayor said the money raised will go towards a new fleet of motorcycles, powered by two-stroke engines, which will replace the current Boris Bikes. The Prime Minister praised Lord Prescott, the EU’s special rapporteur on climate change, for setting an example. If we all drove two Jags, global cooling would be reversed within weeks. The forthcoming high-speed rail link through the Chilterns will coincide with the reintroduction of steam trains throughout the country. Aslef leaders welcomed the decision and immediately announced plans for a nationwide strike ballot in support of demands for a 30 per cent pay rise, the reintroduction of footplatemen and an end to flexible rostering. Defence industry sources said Britain’s two new aircraft carriers, due in 2020, will be powered by coal. A major expansion of air travel is also planned, with a sixth terminal being built at Heathrow at a cost of £100 billion. This will be funded by a new air passenger tax designed to replace the old air passenger tax. The smoking ban introduced by the last government is to be scrapped. Cigarettes have been shown to make a significant contribution to greenhouse gases. Ministers believe the threat of a new Ice Age far outweighs any minor concerns about public health. Several new quangos are being established to enforce the new rules, including the Global Cooling Executive, which will employ 5,000 civil servants and will be given sweeping powers to increase carbon emissions. Local councils have already begun to place adverts in the Guardian for a new army of global cooling advisers on salaries of up to £100,000 a year, plus a gas-guzzling car of their choice. The Prime Minister has been deeply influenced by Senator Al Gore’s latest film, Ice Station Zebra, about the perils of global cooling. One memorable scene features a lonely zebra shivering to death in Tanzania. This film will be shown to every schoolchild in Britain over the coming weeks. If the drop in temperatures continues, there are fears that dangerous species once thought to be extinct could soon reappear. The spectre of mastedons, woolly mammoths and sabre-toothed tigers wandering the streets of Tunbridge Wells in search of prey is very real, the Prime Minister warned. He was asked why Britain was rushing ahead in setting tough new targets for increasing carbon emissions, at a time when China was going nuclear and closing coal-fired power stations at the rate of one a day. The Prime Minister said the future of the planet was at stake. We owe it to our children not to repeat the mistakes of the past."
  7. Good post, but may I point out one fatal error....? You've posted this on the Saints Web forum expecting a reasoned debate.... One word: Doh!
  8. Do what genuinely romantic people do and ignore the commercial doctrines of Valentines Day and value your partner 365 days of the year. HTH
  9. Yeah. What a load of made up baloney.... ;-)
  10. Sounds like a water-tight source to me.... ;-)
  11. Hmmm....a remarkably good grasp of the nuances of the English language for a Russian....
  12. A healthy bite count on this thread.
  13. I'd prefer to see a new kit every half season. Only one a season? FFS. Cortese Out!
  14. Football fans in getting all hot under the collar about release date for replica kit shocker...
  15. You should get at least 17 bites on that one.... ;-)
  16. I agree with you on that side of things. It's a sensible policy that has been poorly thought through. If it was me running the business I would have looked at the option of phasing it in. But I've never run a business before and perhaps there's a good reason for that. All I know is that if, for example, the club had, say, 10 years ago introduced a concessionary rate for "blokes on comfortable wage but with little or no disposable income for leisure pursuits" then I would have bought a season ticket in the knowledge that I was only doing Si because I was being offered a discount. I would always gave in the back of my mind that the concessions policy could change at any time and that if my concession was withdrawn I wouldn't see it as something being "taken away" rather i would see it as my price being normalise and be thankful that I've had 10 years of discount. Just a different perspective on life I guess. More pragmatic perhaps.
  17. I'm 42 and have never been able to justify spending a sizeable chunk of our family leisure budget on a football season ticket. In other words, I can't afford one so I don't buy one. Simple as that.
  18. Just 74 people taking the bait on this one I see... ;-)
  19. I do look forward to the annual amusing "look at where we are in the table" thread before the start of every season since the beginning of time :-)
  20. If "non-serious" comments on "serious" (non-Muppet Show) threads are infractable surely "serious" comments shouldn't be tolerated on "non-serious" (Muppet Show) threads either? Lots of "serious" comments on this particular "non-serious" thread. Make of that what you will.
  21. I've no idea TBH. That was a quote from the Burnley forum. They were talking about us overspending, very much in the same way we criticise Pompey spending above their means.
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