trousers

Source?

Indeed. If he wants "everything to be decided on the pitch" then don't play those players that arrived via boardroom 'misappropriation'. You can't have it both ways Mr Grant (so to speak)

Irrigation

The same person that backed Labour last time.

Ah....the days when we had a decent Prime Minister....

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Before I answer, remind me, what league are AFC Wimbledon in currently?

That didn't cross my mind in the slightest..... (oh, yes it did Trousers.....you posted such a crafty idea only 2 days ago....) Quick, someone get on the blower to Saints HQ....a 'WIN WIN' if I ever saw one....

Perhaps Markus should offer to pay off all Pompey's debts to local charities, schools etc? Would be good PR for the club as well as being a nice gesture being we're all 'Hampshire' at the end of the day.

Quick question.... Is the club compelled to compete in the JPT next season (by virtue of its contract with the Football League) or could Cortese withdraw the club from the competition if he felt it was the right thing to do?

St George wasn't English so I guess you're fine...

On a long pole?

Andrew Andronikou in near miss attempt to put tongue in cheek

"Look 27 fingers and thumbs. Count them"

I predict 74 bites to this one.... ;-)

Pedant alert.... It's from the jockey rather than the horse....to be completely accurate in the analogy department...

Weren't there question on here this time last year asking why SFC wasn't doing something along the same lines? Can't recall any conclusions though

Deserves a separate 'Caption Competition' thread!

At which point the HMRC debt percentage increases by default....?

I'm really proud of the way this country doesn't need to have one day a year where all it's people sheeplike declare how wonderful their country is. We've got 365 days of the year to be proud of our country. Those countries that feel the need to celebrate their existence are ultimately harking back to a period of time where they were exiting a period of defeat or non-existence. The fact we don't have a specific day to mark such an occasion is a sign of our historic strength as a country. In other words, we don't have the historic insecurities of other countries. Of course, Labour have made us one of the most insecure countries in the developed world over the last 13 years so maybe 6th May should become our day of celebration...?

Whoops....AA missed off £500k owed to Paul Hart. Easy mistake I guess.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1268155/Paul-Hart-considering-legal-action-Portsmouth-pay-off.html

Lallana

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