trousers

or a baboon sanctury

Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo to open on old gasworks site

Skacel to sign? Now people are being really ridiculous....

And if it isn't paid....?

Whilst putting non-footballing creditor's money in jeopardy. Call it what you like. It's called "cheating" and/or "immoral" in these 'ere parts....

He'll do

Nah...the football league will insist on independent medical assessments....won't they...?

Perhaps they are filming "Escape to Victory 2"?

Tories OUT!

How can you be sure that Tescos will get planning permission for that many new stores in the region? Edit: sorry, cheap 'laugh'....but will keep it in though just in case someone finds it vaguely amusing....

I thought he was talking about "in today's world", rather than the WW2 period?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/Cotterill-fears-Pompey-are-at.6433364.jp?CommentPage=8&CommentPageLength=10#comments

What happens if an Administrator goes into Administration.....?

Down to their "last 11 players".... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/Cotterill-fears-Pompey-are-at.6433364.jp

Ah, c o c k.....another Trousers typo almost goes unpunished... :-)

Hmmm, the words 'conflict' and 'interest' (separated by 'of') springs to mind. It's almost as 'funny' as a Saints fan being SFC's bank manager....

Good point - yep, if AP announces from the rooftops that we desperately need a box-to-box midfielder then the price for anyone we've got earmarked or are already talking to will skyrocket. So, yep, the less it's mentioned the more likely it is to happen. In theory...

Valid opinions which will obviously get ripped to shreds :-)

Stu? ;-)

Haven't you answered your own question there? A player who has been in the squad for 2 years that you've never seen play.... Ok, perhaps he isn't "rubbish" but if he had the right level of general talent isn't there a chance that he would have played for the first team in the third tier of English football a little more often? Granted, the 'evidence' is more circumstantial than tangible but, David, the clues are there as we go throooooough the keyhole...

Eating a Shergar sandwich per chance?

I knew there was a good reason for booking Wales over Turkey this summer hols....

:-)

Farnborough Main station mate....on the main line to Waterloo from Eastleigh. Probably around £10-£15 return that time of day. See you there. PM if you fancy a pre-match meet up with a SWF leg end