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I beg to differ....

Until someone can find a scanner we know nothing. Every thread since April 1st has been made up, to make it look as if something is going on. I think the one about going into Administration was a tad far fetched TBH but quite a few people have fallen for it.

Missing semi-colon - line 37, row 28

That's a tad harsh on Lowe IMHO

Does the Football Club get to keep the proceeds or does it get siphoned upwards by the PLC?

I quoted it 3 weeks ago. Where do I claim my prize?

Mary Corbett's cat (apparently)

Source?

Perhaps "they" will apologise when the 1,456 "In the Know-ers" over the last 2 years that were proved to be "premature" apologise too.... I'll keep people posted on what shade of blue one's face gets whilst one holds one's breath.

Which newspaper is it in today? Scanner on standby....

Why did Stanley start posting again briefly yesterday only to go back to banned status without posting anything overly contentious?

Still very confident Morph?

Perhaps ask him why his location says "NW Hants" rather than "SE Hants"....

Was he here at 11:09pm tonight too?

Nah...looks too chubby to me....

No, can't see him either....

Yep, found that. American IT company....and....? Edit: list of execs....take yer pick... Arrow’s Board of Directors William E. Mitchell Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Arrow Electronics, Inc. Daniel W. Duval Lead Independent Director, Arrow Electronics, Inc.John C. Waddell Vice Chairman, Arrow Electronics, Inc.Gail E. Hamilton Former Executive Vice President, SymantecJohn N. Hanson Chairman, Joy Global Inc. Richard S. Hill Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Novellus Systems Inc.M.F. (Fran) Keeth Retired President and Chief Executive Officer, Shell Chemical LP Roger King Retired President and Chief Executive Officer, Sa Sa International Holdings Ltd.Michael J. Long President and Chief Operating Officer, Arrow Electronics, Inc.Stephen C. Patrick Chief Financial Officer, Colgate-Palmolive CompanyBarry W. Perry Former Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Engelhard Corporation Executive Officers William E. Mitchell Chairman and Chief Executive OfficerMichael J. Long President and Chief Operating OfficerPeter S. Brown Senior Vice President, General Counsel and SecretaryJohn P. McMahon Senior Vice President, Human ResourcesPaul J. ReillySenior Vice President and Chief Financial Officer Corporate Officers Wayne BrodyVice President, Assistant Secretary and Chief Compliance OfficerAndrew S. BryantPresident, Arrow Enterprise Computing Solutions (ECS)Kurt Colehower Vice President and President, Arrow North American Components (NAC)Ernie KeithVice President, Worldwide Operational Excellence, Arrow Global ComponentsPeter T. KongVice President and President, Arrow Asia/PacificBrian P. McNally Vice President and President, Arrow Europe, Middle East, Africa and South America (EMEASA)Vincent Melvin Vice President and Chief Information OfficerM. Catherine Morris Senior Vice President and Chief Strategy Officer, Arrow Electronics, Inc.Jan M. Salsgiver Vice President and Executive Vice President, Arrow Europe, Middle East, Africa and South America (EMEASA) Vincent Vellucci Vice President and Senior Vice President, Sales, Arrow North American Components (NAC)

Yep, done that. Next clue?

Dunno. Try asking him at the next WH Ireland board meeting?

There's a 14 page incorporation document available here if anyone's got a spare £18: http://www.ukdata.com/creditreports/viewCompanyDetails.do?companyId=06874662

Will be worth checking if the financial director has the surname "Briefcase" (middle name "the")

I knew if I asked nicely that someone would start to trawl through company house records! Cheers

But what if you then remember you haven't paid the milkman for 3 months and have to raid the money on the kitchen work top to pay him when he next calls?