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Red tie? Tick Rating = 9

Better? Doubt it. Cheaper? Just a tad

Taking a zero off the 50p share price might play a part.

Didn't we have a similar system in the halcyon takeover days? I seem to remember Life Long scoring himself a 10 every time....

More on here to chose from. Fill yer boots... http://www.greatpriceshere.com/2008/01/04/rich-richer-richest/

He qualifies in the tie department...

Doesn't quite what? (well, I thought I was being amusing and that's what matters at the end of the day)

Who, Barry or Mukesh? Can't be him anyway....no red tie

What school does he go to? I'll get on the case for you. He sounds like yet another victim of Labour's dumbing down of education standards. I saw an O-level 'equivalent' exam paper the other day and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. My 8 year old was able to answer most of the questions. This country is going down the pan, I tell ya (you).

Who, Barry the Briefcase? He's a legend.

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun

By the way, anyone else notice Mukesh's penchant for red ties?

I can indeed;)

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Not quite as imaginative as that I'm afraid. Roland Rat = TV-am = Nick Owen = Luton Town There's got to be an outlet for my never ending talent somewhere....

Was that chap from the council with him this time?

The one about Indian people eating Indian food?

Interesting.....Almost worthy of a chin rubbing...."Hmmmmm...."

I eat fish and chips.

Prefer the earlobes on Anil TBH

Anyway, talking of Asturius....I see their website is still up and running.... http://www.asturius.com Alas, I still haven't cracked the entry password

Yep, mentioned him in the post before the one I quoted above. Honest. I'm gonna have to scrutinise the Football League rules to see if I lose out on a mere technicality....

Yes, some bright spark first mentioned his name way back on 11th August 2008, in the infamous 'Asturius Sports' thread..... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=9833&highlight=ambani#post9833 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11-08-2008, 11:49 AM trousers Full Member Anil Ambani ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where do I collect my prize?

ITV are in the process rebuilding the 'ITV Local' website and the original link doesn't currently work anymore: http://www.itvlocal.com/meridian/sport/?player=MER_Sport_15&void=175029