trousers

People filming a 'calamity incident' who point the camera at their feet at the critical moment of the film

Stir

Vitellus

Saints came up in first question at PMQs (Alan Whitehead saying it's good to have a fellow Saints fan as PM)

Venetian

Provocative pundit in getting the reaction and attention they set out to achieve shocker....

Bobby Davro

He came second with 43% of the vote and I would imagine there was a fair number who voted for Truss who wouldn't have particularly minded if Sunak had won, ergo, not sure if "rejected" is necessarily the best verb to describe what the Tory membership did 7 weeks ago... # dodgy analogy klaxon # I voted for Lynaco in the MotM poll yesterday but was happy enough with Sky giving it to Moi...

My favourite fact about Fluminense is that they've got a Brazilian born striker called 'Alan' who plays for China...

Silver

Some common sense at last

Any chance of this week's lottery numbers too...?

Doc #2:

Doc #1:

I had to chuckle at the BBC commentary on MotD2 last when the commentator said at one point "Ward-Prowse almost trod on a pigeon there"... his nonchalant tone of voice made it seem like it was a perfectly normal thing to say during a football game

Anything to do with this and/or this? (links to Companies House docs filed in September for share activity in August) (updated links so should work now)

I feel there's a quote about fat ladies and singing that may be applicable here...?

Ha... Fair point

How can we be certain that Mordaunt won't get 100 backers and/or pull out of the contest?

One day you'll stop posting absolute drivel. We live in hope.

Any chance you could post that same statement every 5 minutes for the rest of the day? Cheers

A well deserved point, maybe even deserved to nick it in the end Lynaco my MotM. As someone mentioned earlier, I could see him being an asset as a defensive midfielder when ABK returns. We need someone with his commitment levels on the pitch more often for sure. Are we entering another one of Ralph's 'false dawn' mini purple patches or are we turning a corner...?

Obviously the "new manager bounce"....

Peramelemorphia