trousers

JWP back in full training for the first time today. Ralph confident he'll be available for the Burnley game.

RH: "JWP is back for the first time on the pitch today. He handled it well. It looks good and hopefully he can play at the weekend" RH: "We hope JWP can play in his normal No.6 position as KWP is now ready to play at right back. And Valery is available too" (significant that he mentioned KWP first?)

How about a retrospective claw back of all taxes evaded by football clubs in Portsmouth anytime over the last, say, 12 years? That said, the current football club that plays at fratton park is only 8 years old so not sure if he'll be able to enact this policy for a certain football club that evaded millions in tax but no longer exists...

1917

Brass

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1240911/Southampton-news-Danny-Ings-Shane-Long-new-contract-Premier-League

Clue: Most Saintsweb threads end up in this state, courtesy of the usual suspects...

Beauty [video=youtube_share;8u5NgC4lZ8s]

FFS... just when you think the 4th best south coast team are, at long last, going to claw themselves out of Division 3 into the chortlefest that awaits us in the Championship, they revert to type and lose again. Jeeez.

If the likes of Batman are sceptical then we can rest assured that extending Long's stay is a good idea. Yours Lord T (founder member of the SWF Dinlo Club)

https://lordashcroftpolls.com/2020/02/diagnosis-of-defeat-labours-turn-to-smell-the-coffee/

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That's spooky. I almost posted "what's happened to Tella?" in the previous U23s thread a few days ago. Always felt he had something about him.

Yellow

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There's going to be a shortage of "told you so" cards at this rate

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Psssst... Look up "wind up" and you'll understand what's occuring...

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So, you woke up this morning and said to yourself: "I know what I'm going to do today... Post a really positive and bullish point of view on the Saintsweb Forum. Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do"....? Have you considered seeking help for this bizarre behaviour...?

Protection

Jehovah

Less years than a football club from Portsmouth have won one without cheating. (Assuming we're talking about the previous football club that used to play at fratton park rather than the current one with only 8 years of history behind it, of course) Next.

When we first arrived on the concourse, I did wonder why there were so many staff wandering around with mops. It soon became apparent why...!