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This. Can't think of a better way of articulating the intellect of people on this thread. Bravo aintforever.

This. I tend to raise myself above the usual tinpot level of Pompey hyperbole. Apologies in advance for being more intellectual than your average football 'fan'...

People over-reacting and posting self-opinionated hyperbole on an internet football forum...? Nah... Can never see that happening...

Stats may prove me wrong (?), but when we played the same card with Van Dijk he (indirectly) refused to play ball...?

What about those fans that pontificate on internet football forums...?

Bugger

You'd have thought so, but his ommission from the squad Vs Fulham doesn't tally with Ralph believing he's "ready"? Would surely have been the ideal opportunity to give him game time with the senior squad?

So, what are your sabotage opportunities for this game then...? Laxative in the pre-match lasagne?

So, two "derbies" in one week then...

Assume the club will give ticket priority to those that went to Craven Cottage last night rather than season ticket holders who couldn't be arsed to go yesterday...?

First time we get to face the current football club that plays at Fratton Park. Wonder how they'll compare to the previous club that played there?

Yawn

To be fair, it was played slightly behind him

It'll be the usual

On the assumption that Redmond is out for the foreseeable future and Bertrand is still on the naughty step.... ---------------------------------- Gunn ------------------------------------- ----------- Bednarek ----------- Danso -------------- Yoshida ------------ Valery ------------------------------------------------------------ Hojbjerg ----------------- Ward-Prowse --------------- Romeu --------------------- ---- Djnepo --------------------- Adams ---------------------- Boufal ---- Subs: McCarthy, Cedric, Vestergard, Armstrong, Long, Ings, Obefemi

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Obafemi looked ok when he walked back to the changing room at the end. Didn't see Redmond at the end though.

Anyway, enough of this culinary nonsense... Will Adam's be starting tonight...?

Me? Peak too early? Story of my life...

That's eerily close!

Just had a rather splendid artisan sausage roll... Cost me a fiver mind you... #poshpub

Any news on Adam's? Greetings from a rather pleasant beer garden at The Crabtree btw