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http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48221-Sherwood-appointed-full-time-manager-at-Spurs&p=1914958#post1914958

Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport Mar 31 Had feedback from football finance expert - a senior lecturer in economics- who thinks #saintsfc figures show they're a solid well-run club

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews Sky Sources: Tottenham to replace Tim Sherwood in the summer. See #SSN for the full story

Superb. Can anyone turn that into an animated gif?

Joe Batchelor ‏@Joe_Batchelor Hoping to hear some news on injury to Jay Rodriguez tomorrow. Hope it isn't as bad as originally looked. #saintsfc

He's got a 25% chance of playing in the next game according to Fantasy Premier League...

Its been a while since one of Samuel's anti Saints 'rants'. One of his better efforts though...

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/a-year-on-memories-of-the-day-pompey-lights-could-have-gone-out-haven-t-dimmed-1-5984524

The mods don't need to moderate trolls because the forum is self moderating...

Chomp. Chomp. Chomp

Munch. Munch. Munch

Its not meant to be funny. Its meant to be dull and repetitive.

Bite potential rating = 7.8/10

Chomp. Chomp. Chomp

"If reflecting on the past annoys certain posters on here then we must endeavour to do it more often" - Bobby Davro (1989)

Chomp. Chomp. Chomp

Analogy-tastic

Start gently then build up

Nibble. Nibble. Nibble

Ok..."we had a ****ing bigger ****ing allocation last season. FFS"

Sound effects machine ran out of batteries. Been getting a lot of use out of it lately....

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC We’re heavily subsidising tickets and travel for the trip to @SwansOfficial on Saturday 3rd May – #SaintsFC’s final away game of 2013/14. So, tickets for the trip to @SwansOfficial will be priced at £5 for adults and just £1 for Under-16s and Over-65s! #saintsfc Strange gesture for a club that's in a "difficult" financial situation...

This. It's only football.

I'd go for this too. Harsh on Cork but I would like to see Big Vic given some match time.