The mind really does boggle at times. So many planks you could build a bridge to the Isle of Wight
Glad he doesn't play for Engerrrrland. I'm sure I heard that from our bench but I could be wrong ;-)
I think you'll find that if he stays he will not be met favourably by sections of the faithful. I mean how long before he starts bleating about going to a "better" club again? He has lost a bit of credibility no?