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Found it now http://gu.com/p/4aeam/stw

Link? Struggling to find that on the Guardian website.

Pattern emerging as none of them are their own products either.

I think the only time I've seen Koeman remotely "angry" was after the Sheffield United game last year.

Exactly, people may say Ward-Prowse, but he doesn't get into our first choice 11 for me.

It is a contrast to about 18 months ago when we were the bright hope of English football, now we only have 3 certain English starters when fit.

They do have some ok aspects

Hopefully it's a Benteke or Delph outcome, not Senderos or Vergini.

The Titanic was "due" to arrive in New York.

Has he travelled to Austria?

Oh lovely.

Would he be our record signing if it happened? I forget just how much we paid for Osvaldo.

Probably the bloke who dresses up as the cockerel.

This thread is gold, Skacelesque.

So if we told him to put on weight?

Looks like Gary Cahill in that shot.

We have Rodriguez this season no?

Koeman said in his presser, your username does you justice.

Luckily we have a fairly kind looking start to the season, so Bertrand's replacement shouldn't get exposed (touch wood) too much.

Always.

We're not interested in 1 year ago, tell us about this year.

Won't stop people banging on about Charlie Austin I bet.

There should be a separate section on this forum for MLG and Alpine to have a kiss and a cuddle.

Alex Crook is part of it, so don't expect much.

Articles like this make it imperative that we sign him.