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Bit of gallows humour. If AFCS were formed, what would you chose as the nickname, who would be the manager and what colour for the strip? Also, given that we'd be starting in something like the 10th tier of English football, which retired ex. Saints who you try and bring back? Not sure about the name, but I'd have Nick Holmes in from Salisbury and green and black stripes. I'd also try and get back Tessem and Pahars in some capacity.

Things go from bad to worse for Rupert as an unsighted bollard hits him in the bollards.

Can't see why Pompey, who seldom sell out FP as it is, would want to travel down the M27 and play in their rival's stadium. Especially when they'd have to pay us for the stadium use, not to mention the Police costs.

Enough other threads in this vein thanks.

Not bad. I would love to see that though. A BMW driving down the road with shopping trolley, man-hole covers and kids with braces stuck to the front.

If nothing else, finally being rid of Wilde and Rupert is a plus.

Mark Fry and David Hudson of Begbies Traynor have been appointed administrators of SLH. http://saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=11581

Until we go on a losing streak and end up in the bottom 3 of League 1. Then half the fans want them out and half the fans still like them. See above.

Isn't this a bit like holding an anti-war protest on the Reichstag in 1944?

HMR, the unconvincing transvestite who then tried to buy Blackburn? No thanks.

You want to get relegated twice, so two guys with all the managerial credentials of Steve Wigley, can come in and ruin their relationship with Saints fans? Nurse! He's out of bed again.

AFC Southampton.

Hey Ponty, fingers crossed. If the difuser teams get dq'd aswell, it means Nando actually won the Aussie GP.

December 21st 2003. Southampton 3-0 Portsmouth - Dodd - Pahars - Beattie Saints players eat their Christmas dinner in a Champions League place, ahead of Liverpool. Saints then fall to 12th by the end of the season and 20th by the end of the next year. I think it would be inaccurate to say the decline started before or after that, from a footballing point of view anyway. I suspect some would argue the 'reverse takeover' was the actual start.

According to the Times, Lowe and the rest of the SLH board have resigned (with the exception of David Jones). http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/banking_and_finance/article6018444.ece

I think if Willie Nelson got a civil partnership with Gok Wan, then seperated and married Alan Carr, it would be a bit funnier.

Out of interest, anyone got any info on how well Milevskiy, Aliyev and Mykhalik are playing for Ukraine? Can't get the game on fookin STV.

Doesn't he always?

So they're making one of these? Seems a bit odd.

1. Wasn't an own goal I don't think, but he got one against Liverpool aswell. 2. Scored against QPR in 2006.

Maybe he refused to go to a club which would have payed him with Nectar Points.

I certainly wouldn't walk around with my A*se hanging out in prison.

Lol, Lmao, noob, WTF and Lowe out all originated in America probably. They get a fair bit of use on here.

Last scored 1 year and 15 days ago. 17 goals in the last 4 years. And 3 of them game in THAT game against us. In the last 4 years: 2005/6 - 3 goals in 45 appearances (including 40 starts!!) 2006/7 - 5 goals in 36 appearances 2007/8 - 9 goals in 39 appearances 2008/9 - 0 goals in 7 appearances He has been consistently very average. I don't think Wotte seems to realise the problem is our midfield not creating chances. I cannot remember Saga or Euell missing too many chances in our recent games.

:confused: I take it the panel were only at the PNE away game?