SuperMikey

Just watched it on 4oD now, needs more Brooker and less Mitchell. And no Laverne.

What a snivelling little git like Coulson is doing in Downing Street anyway is beyond me. Next time we'll see him will be in Crown Court!

------------------------DAVIS---------------------- RICHARDSON------FONTE-----JAIDI---------DICKSON CHAMBERLAIN---MORGAN-----CHAPLOW---PUNCHEON ----------------LAMBERT-----BARNARD-------------- Subs: Bart, Butterfield, Harding, Seaborne, Gobern, Doble, Guly 4-1 to Saints Chamberlain 16 Barnard 42 Tranmere penalty 61 Lambert 74 Guly 90

Reports that i've heard suggesting he'll be on £12k a week at Swansea - how ridiculous is that!?

Criminally under-rated for me. Him and Stewart Lee are the two best comics working in this country at the moment.

Charlie Brooker, I believe you mean. He's brilliant.

Gorillaz were f*cking awful. One of my favourite groups but they were pure gash live.

Either that or he doesn't like the direction the party is going in again.

Student night in a lot of places in town now is Monday, at Oceana it's Wednesday.

Rickie hit the crossbar twice with two different penalties for me within 20 minutes of each other. Ridicularse.

So now that Guly has signed, how many others do you think we are looking to bring in? If Adkins has mentioned 2 players, was Guly one of them? Or was the permanent signing just a formality?

Great signing, he's really come on in leaps and bounds over the last month or so. Lambert, Barnard and Guly up front to choose from is pretty formidable!

Calm down Steven, it was just a few congratulatory drinks to welcome back one of our flatmates that got a bit out of hand...very out of hand. Absinthe was involved.

Rickie's vs MK and Hartlepool were both very well taken, but it'll have to be Wayne Thomas against Ipswich for me. What a strike! I was lucky enough to be at the front of the Kingsland where he was celebrating too - class!

Why? Just ask i'm fluent.-) It took me a while though I have Swedish blood in me, so I feel that I kind of have to! Plus the country is amazing, i'd love to visit there sometime in the near future and be able to speak Swedish rather than relying on the Swedes to speak English to me (which they all do tbf). Quite often hear my Gran speaking Swedish on the phone and it sounds awful, but i'd love to be able to speak it. Would also like to learn Italian and Spanish in the near future, which oughtn't be too hard considering they're both romance languages like French so they should be quite similar.

I blame whoever bought Shearer from us to take him to Blackburn - wasn't it a record transfer fee for that time?

We shouldn't be asking anything for him because he's our player. When he's got a year left on his contact (i.e. 2 years time) we can re-evaluate whether to keep him or sell him on.

I dunno, people try and create things with their playlists. Well, sometimes anyway. ....forget I said anything, i'm hungover.

I've listened to it - if you were trying to do something, I didn't 'get' it. If you weren't, you should see a psychiatrist.

I'm competent in French, would love to learn Swedish but can't get my head round it.

Fair enough I suppose, but I still think £24m is a hell of a lot of money for Bent. IMO anyway. Happy to be proved wrong if he scores a hat-trick on his debut!

He moved to City for £24m but there was talk of him going to AC Milan for less than £20m, he's infinitely better than Bent but just needs to get his attitude sorted. That one great season he had showed how good he is, but he's sitting back and just collecting his paycheques at City. Owen is a crock but still shows glimpses of the player he used to be, shame he got those injuries or else I suspect he'd still be near the top of the scorer charts in the Prem now.

Adebayor is leaving Citeh, he'd cost less than Bent. Santa Cruz already went, but he would cost less. Michael Owen, even if he's a bit old, would still bang them in given the right service.

Didn't manage to get a Glasto ticket first time round, i'm applying to work for Oxfam at the festival at the moment but if I get a ticket in the re-sale then **** Oxfam! Going to get out of my box because last year I was a boring fart having had a slew of exams in the week leading up to the festival and the hot weather didn't make me any happier.

He's a good Prem level striker definitely, but £24m!?