SuperMikey

There's got to be a sitcom idea somewhere in that. Deppo and Stu living together self-sufficiently ala The Good Life, with Stu as an Alf Garnett character and Deppo more like Chandler from Friends, playing off Stu's far-right views. ...anyone got an email for a BBC commissioner?

Of course. While I am very passionate about supporting my football club, I don't allow it to govern my life or career. If it was necessary for me to go to Fratton Park, I would happily go. Although, I would wear a face mask to cover up the fishy smell.

Chris Bates comes across as such a c*nt. I watched that documentary about the final five candidates and his parents were all working class and chirpy, he's just a boring dull posh tw*t. Imho anyway. Stella to win.

I have betrothed myself to Southampton Football Club, not only because they are my local club but because of the friendly, family image that the club projects, which resonates well with my easy-going and sociable personality.

I've had 3 job interviews in my life, and every single one of them has led to me being offered a job. Just try me Hamster, you try me.

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier" Mother Teresa Sorry Dune, what were you saying about Maggie?

I've seen those videos, you don't want to watch them. Seriously. Cruel, heartless bastards.

And imagine the self-affirmation you'd get from making a joke on the internet about it. You truly are my hero.

Scott Cuthbert, Swindon CB, good shout Vectis!

You can create new training schedules, I usually create a training schedule for Goalies, Full Backs, Centre Backs, Central Midfielders, Wingers and Strikers which focuses on the most important facets of their game. Put the Aerobic and Strength training levels up to one notch below 'High' and then shift the other levels around accordingly. When you start a season, focus really heavily on physical training during the pre-season period to help your players build up fitness, although rotation during friendlies is crucial so you don't knacker your players out. A good thing to do might be to put your assistant in charge of friendlies, as they tend to use all the subs and have a good rotation of players in pre-season friendlies, and it gives you more time to focus on other things. Also, if you have a congested fixture list, resting your players inbetween games is important.

......with Radiohead? It is slightly OT, I guess..

If you click on the link you'll see that it contains dozens of HQ videos of Radiohead playing live at a variety of festivals and concerts around the world, dating from the early 90s to a week or so ago.

http://www.youtube.com/user/AustinBrock#g/u Enjoy.

It sickens me that somebody would do that, having a dog myself I would be distraught if anything happened to him at all, let alone having his head put in a bucket of acid...

If you read the Daily Mail we do... besides, in this particular circumstance the level of police interference was far too much.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11987395 That's the video of the police pulling him from his wheelchair (for the second time). Notice how the officer that did it is pulled away by two more police after the incident. The police luvvies on here can say what they like, but the police reaction to this was completely OTT. New evidence and footage is coming to light all the time to suggest massive levels of intimidation and excessive force.

The Pink has it listed with him on 199 career appearances for Saints...

We should do a TSF Come Dine With Me.

Saturday's game against Walsall will be Kelvin's 200th appearance for the club, including cup games. Those who are travelling away to the game should be sure to give him a huge welcome, it's not often in football nowadays that you get loyal servants such as him. SUPER KELV!

The abominable X Factor winner's single 2010, it's a cover of a f*cking Biffy Clyro song, a band which has just lost all of the integrity and respect they built up over the years.

Think we need a marquee signing to inspire us a bit...i'm all for signing talented players from the L1 and lower but we need a big name to lead from the front.

My heart's telling me no....but my body, my body's telling me yes.

There are some really bizarre tracks in your playlist Steve! Brubeck in particular. Could have been more firmly themed, but it made fo an interesting hour's listening...6/10

INS 2 strikers (one pacy, one to replace Connolly) 2 wingers (to replace Holmes and Puncheon) 2 centre mids (Chaplow looks nailed on, need one more and possibly another if Schneiderlin goes) 1 centre back (to replace Jaidi, this deal could be done at the end of the season) OUTS Pulis (ANYONE TAKE HIM, PLEASE! I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY TO TAKE HIM) Holmes (shame to see him go, but injuries hold him back so much) Forecast (because he's sh!t) Wotton (see Forecast) Connolly (again, injury problems) Jaidi (getting on, need a replacement sooner rather than later) Possible Targets: Striker - Matt Tubbs (Crawley - heard a fair few rumours linking us with this guy), Craig Mackail-Smith (Peterborough), Alex Nimely (Man City), Sean Scannell (Crystal Palace) Winger - Martyn Woolford (Scunny), Dany N'Guessan (Leicester, on loan at Scunny), Michail Antonio (Reading - unlikely at best though), Graham Carey (Celtic, on loan at Huddersfield) Centre Back - Sean Morrison (Swindon), Scott Cuthbert (Swindon), Brian Easton (Burnley), Mark Beevers (Sheff Wed) Centre Mid - Murray Davidson (St Johnstone), Liam Craig (St Johnstone), Nick Montgomery (Sheff Utd), Michael Tonge (Stoke)

Simple explanation of today's result: Brentford are in form, we are not.