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Straight down the middle, over the keeper's legs as he dives to his right.

He always worries me when the ball comes near him - but he is still young and improving. The tutelage of a similar player in Jaidi should help him develop a lot, and he could well be playing alongside Martin in defence for a long time.

About 10 years ago. I'm quite proud of that.

1-0 Saints, Rickie Lambert with a penalty in the 62nd minute.

He'll score a penalty on Tuesday.

Pimp out acts that are playing in Soton here! http://www.seetickets.com/Town/Southampton/List/1/40

Silly WUM. Go and find a bloke to f*ck, Dune.

It's a sensible choice, but he's not a leader. He's not inspiring, he doesn't really connect well with people, I think he'd be a lot better at doing something relatively low-key like he was before. Going to have to think thrice about who i'll vote for now...

I think we'll beat Yeovil, Tranmere and Notts County, draw against Bournemouth and Oldham, and lose to Huddersfield. So, 11 points from a possible 18.

Great win, looking at the fixture list before the season I had picked this out as a difficult one so to pick up 3 points is great, considering our recent form. Onwards and upwards Saints! COYS

Lowdown on the Labour candidates and their policies; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11150085 Personally, I think... Andy Burnham - Would get my vote. Sensible policies, charismatic and experienced, despite his age. Ed Balls - Too similar to Brown, also lacks charisma. Not a leader imo, more of a behind the scenes guy. Ed Miliband - Looks like a rabbit in headlights, also lacks charisma. Overshadowed by his brother. David Miliband - Just David Cameron v2.0. Won't beat Conservatives in an election. Will probably win though. Diane Abbott - Seriously? Burnham talks sense, he talks facts, and he knows the common man. He's a rare kind of politician in that he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and surely a bit of empathy is what we need right now with the cuts? The LibServatives are going about cutting the deficit all wrong, Boy George thinks that slashing the f*ck out of everything will portray him as ruthless, when really he's just hollowing out the country's infrastructure. Making even more people unemployed will only increase the strain on spending on benefits etc, and cutting benefits will only increase the number of people in the country who are living in poverty. It's those who actually NEED the benefits who will suffer from it, it's people who physically CAN'T work who will feel the worst of the cuts. It may spurr some lay-abouts into getting jobs, but they're not all going to be able to do that because THERE WILL BE NO JOBS. Some of you may remember that I was quite staunchly Lib Dem in the elections, but I, along with many others who voted Lib Dem, will probably end up voting for Labour next time an election comes around. Clegg's sold his soul to the devil, and the party is going to suffer a lot because of it, although at least he'll have some "I was Deputy Prime-Minister you know" stories to tell in his old age. The Lib Dems got a whole load of votes from disgruntled ex-Labour voters in the last election, and now those, plus a lot more from the core LD support, will swing right back to Labour. Burnham FTW.

O noes!

Tonight - Pub with mates. Tomorrow - Packing for uni, shopping for last minute things, meal with family in the evening. Sunday - Moving in to uni, getting absolutely f*cked in the evening and probably being sick on one of my flatmates.

Well there you go, you learn something new every day.

Oh, I figured they'd gone bust! They used to have their office next to the train station in Basingstoke, but it's disappeared. They must have moved then.

Smash it to f*ck with a hammer and then burn it on a bonfire. Simples.

Not a car registration per se, but used to see vans for a local company called 'BJ Champion' driving around Basingstoke all the time. Unfortunately, they're out of business now

I was thinking about maybe working with P&O or another cruise company next summer to clock up some £££ and see a bit of the world. Would you recommend it?

Ah, but the way they are facing, Ant is on the left. The photographer is on the wrong side.

The length of time he's spent out is probably due to ligament damage and making sure that it doesn't happen again, as shoulder injuries can come back to haunt players. Walcott's still got shoulder issues now I think, remember reading about his dislocated shoulder and how it kept coming out during matches but he'd just pop it back in and keep playing.

And;

She hasn't got any arms.

The commentator doesn't seem to like him very much, calling him names.

The Other Guys It was okay, not as good as I was expecting given the massive box office takings and generally good reviews, but not as bad as it could have been. Mark Wahlberg is a f*cking diabolical 'actor' though, he's a (very) poor man's Tom Cruise. Some good laughs in it though, particularly in the bits with Sam Jackson and The Rock in! 6.5/10