SuperMikey

"Can we get a cab, there's an old man going home" F*cking hilarious, that's the kind of thing that an angry 13 year old would say to his parents.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10272333.stm Comedian James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart became involved in a bizarre on-stage spat at the Glamour Awards on Tuesday. Sir Patrick criticised Corden - host of the event - for standing with his hands in his pockets, adding: "From where I was sitting, I could see your belly." Corden responded: "You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now." Where does Corden get off? As well as being an unfunny, untalented little tw*t, he then feels it necessary to slag off a national institution and one of the best actors who has ever lived. Put it this way, it's SIR Patrick Stewart and James Corden. SPS = Corden =

You're forgiven. Nice dog by the way.

Haven't watched it for a couple of years now, but I may at least watch them go into the house seeing as it's the last one now and everything. May have to watch that 'final of finals' thingy as well.

Johnny Flynn - Been Listening Good stuff.

If anyone gives away the ending when I haven't even got the game yet, I will hunt you down. Hunt. You. Down.

Season ticket prices for last season and the season before:

Oldham at home, 2-1 to Saints Lambert (24) and Barnard (62).

Same clubs aren't they?

That black one is fantastic, really nice. Would be very happy with something like that for our away kit, looks really smart. Their home one looks smart as well, but a bit plain. Hopefully ours will be jazzed up a bit!

Aye, so many people over the years have lost their lives or seriously injured themselves because of deer running out into the road, just scary to think that it could've happened to 3 of your best mates! They only went for a McDonalds ffs

I don't drive, so i've not hit anything (as of yet), but a couple of my friends had a close call last year when they were driving down an A-road next to some woods at night and had to swerve to avoid a deer that had run out in front of them. They managed to hit a sign post which then flipped the car 3 times and they ended up in a ditch, but miraculously none of them were seriously injured apart from some cuts and bruises. The firemen that came to the scene said that if they'd hit the sign post a couple of inches to the left, they'd all be dead from the collision. Just goes to show the dangers of animals on the road!

WTF is that Leyton Orient chairman on - weren't they in admin not long ago? Crazy mofo. Aside from that, some good points brought up from that meeting, and the Home Grown players rule ought to stop players from just buying up loads of foreign talent. Next step - introduce it to the Premier League!

Saw the QuickQuid advert a few minutes ago, the interest rate was 2284% APR! :smt104

Fairly sure he's owed more than £1, but I can see that. Sure he'd probably want the full 100% he's owed, but if P*mpey go down the pan then so does the money he's owed by them, as well as the money owed to other clubs, charities, schools and small businesses.

Snakes are such beautiful creatures, really want one but Mum is sh1t scared of reptiles so that's a big no-no until I move out (which luckily is in September!). Was he expensive Arizona?

You're right, I should put my avatar as a picture of a tower of some sort that is vaguely phallic

You're basically my idol, so i've done the same.

Corden...just f*ck off.

That's what I meant, 2000%! It's the poor mugs who fall for it that I feel sorry for, the ones that are so desperate they had to borrow money from them in the first place, and are therefore the least likely to be able to pay them back. Shouldn't be allowed, and i'm sure the government would get a lot of kudos if they made loans above a certain % of interest illegal.

This really. It's much more fulfilling to get a dog from a pup and rear it, to be able to call it your own after you've looked after it for 12 years or however long.

No thanks, that would mean i'd get a whole load of P*mpey mongs up my way for the game at The Camrose, thought by living up in NE-Hants i'd avoid all that!

Just like those 'same day loans' companies, who charge something ridiculous like 200% interest a day on what you borrow. "It was so easy, I didn't have to fill out any paperwork or anything!"

Hmm, I wonder why Gaydamak would possibly refuse a 1/5 payment of his total debt of £32m...can anyone help me out here? :confused:

I'm really looking forward to seeing the kit as well, but once it's been revealed, it'll hardly be a massive topic of conversation to keep us entertained over the summer is it? People shouldn't get so wound up about it, it'll be revealed when it's revealed. To quote Take That (however much of a collective c*nt they are), "Have a little patience".