SuperMikey

I wear one on each foot. Generally cowboy on the right, lift on the left. When I go out I tend to also wear one of the cages from Mousetrap over my mouth and nose and pretend i'm a vicious dog. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Manji doesn't like my music taste. I don't like his avatar. So nyeh.

I see. Well, it is an instrumental piece so perhaps you could do a PapRapTM over the top? Specially themed lyrics to snare your ladies. It's been a minor success for me, although I have been more successful with a reggae version of 'Kiss From A Rose' that I knocked up myself. The ladies become easier to spread than Utterly Butterly after hearing that.

http://www.girlschase.com/content/peacocking-now-scientifically-proven-get-you-girls Read The Game by Neil Strauss.

1. Man Utd 2. Chelsea 3. Man City 4. Arsenal ----------------- 5. Tottenham 6. Liverpool 7. Newcastle 8. Swansea 9. Everton 10. SAINTS ----------------- 11. Fulham 12. Aston Villa 13. West Brom 14. Sunderland 15. Cardiff 16. Stoke 17. West Ham ----------------- 18. Norwich 19. Crystal Palace 20. Hull League Cup Winners - Chelsea FA Cup Winners - Arsenal

Sunderland and Villa to stay up. Palace to join them. Don't ask me to justify these choices.

Watford for me too

Some dude keeps waving at me from the Northam during games. I think i've seen him in town a few times loitering around outside Ann Summers. Always smells a little bit like Vaseline. Odd man.

He's a man of many talents.

I'm starting to wonder whether there might be a little "Weekend at Bernies" stuff going on here, and the real Tommy Forecast (prospective England goalie) was murdered and replaced by a stooge (Bozo the Clown). You know, like what happened to Paul McCartney in the 70s.

Try this instead Pap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwInb6VCnzg

I don't think we need him personally. He'll benefit from a few seasons of first team football with Reading before moving onto another club. Boruc is good for at least 2 more seasons with us I think.

S'alright, I didn't think it was aimed at my post. Agree about Reading and Wigan - I think Reading will actually bring in a few players better than what they currently have (not difficult) and be a good team next year under Nige. Wigan can afford to lose players like Kone and Al-Habsi because they've got a good squad behind them, unlike a lot of teams in this division that rely heavily on 1 or 2 players producing the goods (Norwich, Stoke etc).

I missed you! I must've posted at least 20 or 30 times on threads in the Lounge and Main Board without you replying to pick holes in my argument Felt very strange. I'm alright thanks. When are you coming back to civilisation?

I'm what some people call a "plastic jock", so northerner training would be of no use to me. They're all bloody southerners.

I'm not saying that those should be the only players we should look at, but relegated teams very often have to ship out some of their best players in order to balance the books and they would be good signings at a slightly reduced price. Don't you mean when? He is a good player, but think he'll either stay with Wigan or go back to Celtic imo. Reaching the latter stages of his career, could be his last shot at Europe. Doesn't really help when the players around him are sh!te though. Thought we should have got him when he was at Swindon, he's improving and would be a good option for us imo.

Relegated teams and potential targets.. QPR Junior Hoilett - Would provide us with some real pace out wide, tricky and although he's been out of sorts this season, would be a good signing for us. Joey Barton - Hear me out on this one. Think he might work well with Pochettino. Obvious problems on the pitch, but he's a good player and very knowledgeable about the game. Loic Remy - He's a fantastic player, but I would be a bit disappointed if we signed him as he just comes across as a bit of a mercenary. Will go to Arsenal anyway. READING Nick Blackman - Still very raw but he has the makings of a very good striker. Saw him a few times when he was on loan at Motherwell a few years ago and he was always outstanding. Sean Morrison - Big centre back, probably not good enough to be first-choice yet but if one of our current CBs were to leave he'd be a great squad player. WIGAN (?) James McCarthy - Great midfield playmaker, sits deep and pulls the strings. Similar to Steven Davis but more technically capable and a great option at CM. Maynor Figueroa - Very versatile, strong and experienced. Think he'd be a very sensible addition to the squad and wouldn't cost the world either. Callum McManaman - Wigan won't want to let him go, but I think this guy could be a very good striker. Not entirely impressive during loan spells, but making a name for himself now.

Millwall last season, but in the cup not the league. Was expecting a very rough day and to be escorted by the Police for most of the time, but in reality it was a very quiet affair and the only time I saw any Millwall fans was in the ground and a few in one of the pubs in London Bridge.

Don't think it makes you a hipster to want a similar thing to what they've done in the past! The trio of Pegg, Frost and Wright is way too good to produce something dreadful though. Spaced, Shaun and Fuzz are 3 of the best British comedy projects ever. Up there with the likes of Falty Towers and Withnail imo.

Trailer out this morning http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/exclusive-the-world-s-end-trailer/2t5faj5e?from=gallery_en-gb&sf=Relevancy Been looking forward to this film for years and years. Just hope it lives up to the previous two. Trailer looks funny though!

Fergie is the best ever. Can't see anyone matching his record for a long time. My money's on Moyes to Man Utd, Mourinho to Chelski and Solskjaer to Everton.

Think Poortvliet was our first non-British manager, if that's what you were asking. Pochettino only non-British Prem manager for us.

I'll take that one step further - a smart phone which is truly connected to you. A chip is implanted in your brain to control a handheld device through electromagnetic pulses. This device only really serves as a touchscreen, as actions can be performed purely by thought. Any alarms, incoming phone calls/messages flash up in your field of vision, and you can scroll through menus etc like the Terminator can. Then all you need to do is whack an Apple logo on it somewhere and hey presto - you're a trillionaire!