Hatch

Pelle still playing

Peter Shilton, Tina and crashing car while drunk

want to see Brentford coming up in the playoffs. Going down , I want to see Norwich, Palace, West Ham, Bournemouth, Everton and Burnley all to go down.

maybe defending team can stand off the pitch behind the goal like they do in hockey

Cantwell has been awful recently, seems to be a right little priick as well.

Reminds me of a Tiffany Lamp

I expect Corp Ho might be in the 'segregated section' for his own safety in Parkhurst.

Are we wearing this tomorrow ?

Can someone who has more than ten minutes spare work out the post Covid break league table ?!

The Pompey keeper is called Bass The fish fucking wanker !

He's had sex !!! wowzers

that black away kit gets a thumbs up from me

our fans are in good voice

Whats the deal here then? If there is a delay to next season, might be a chance of the club having them available in time. And any gossip from taxi drivers/barbers/gardeners etc with inside knowledge on what it is like.

The job loss fall out from all this will be catastrophic. and then there will be the subsequent suicide rates and mental health issues . The numbers don't even bear thinking about.

There must have been at least 20 kids at my local skate park this morning, and a decent sized group of 13/14 year olds playing footy.

How much is all this going to cost! wow

All elite football cancelled. Norwich v Saints is still on then

Can webbed fingered gill breathing mutants catch corona virus anyway ?

please please please let this happen

Life carries on as normal at Fratton.

I cancelled BT Sports because they use Harry Redknapp.

Sajid Javid resigns as Chancellor and Saints Supporting Rishi Sunak comes in.

If we want a striker who runs around a lot, we might as well sign Mo Farah.

not got mine yet. They better arrive today