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I see the Step dad was attacked the other day, Whats the story behind this, why are the family under attack ?

#SaveOurShirt campaign; an initiative that is backing a move towards unbranded football kits, effectively returning the shirt back to the fans. Well that is something I can get behind

Great news, thats one relegation place taken.

Last season there were 108 penalties awarded. The Spread betting companies are predicting about 140 this upcoming season.

Just wait like we do for every other song, Let Man Utd come up with it then copy it.

so he isn't going ? Apart from Lemina, Boufal , Austin.

Crouchie. Couldn’t believe it when we signed him. Couldn’t have been more wrong

I thought this thread was about summer concert tickets, and just though it was another band I had never heard of.

One thing I know, my fantasy team will be full of 10 penalty takers, and one great penalty saver.

There will be loads of penalties this season And i expect zero goals from corners as they will all get disallowed

How is the name pronounced?

reporters on news / radio that finish their item by telling us their name, Why do we need to know that, just report the news and that's it. Even traffic reporters on local radio give us their names after telling us about a pot hole on the A3016. Who effin cares.

I liking the finish if we need wins to stay up

yep, this.

It is impossible to get Weetabix from the packet into the bowl without getting flakes of weetabix all over the Kitchen, The paper it is wrapped in seems to act like a catapult.

Aisle 3 - Chicken , bottles of coke, slippers, chain saws, Portsmouth Football club.

presumably when working and not out walking the streets, shopping etc... I hope..

ex-daughter !

People wearing crocs in public

train related stuff Trying to get on before I get off, ( often results in a shoulder charger to the face) Standing on the left on escalators (often results in a shoulder charge to the back) Holding a paper ticket to the oyster card reader ( often results in name calling) Eating smelly food.

Did anything happen to that Ugly Skate Kicker in the end , or has it just been brushed under the carpet as usual ?

groups of people who go to the pub, then sit on their phones messaging people that they are not with.

People who when they see themselves on the big screen at sporting events wave at the screen and not at the camera

The fat Ugly skate has been named and shamed in The Sun

Where can I get this internet thing you talk of ?