Saints Media Team,
Keep posting videos of us beating traffic cones 5-0 in training, and videos of us beating giants like Stockport and Rochdale 1-0.
Makes fans think we will beat Man City 10-0.
Driving expectations up.
If the club employs someone to change the players light bulbs and wipe their arses how the hell did this slip through the net.
Who replaced the fella that buggered off to West Ham?
Wild Ings, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild Ings
Wild Ings, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
I love you