Tennis isn't that tough.
People go on about playing a 3 hour match or whatever, but well over an hour of that is spent sitting down.
Same logic makes football a 110 minute game.
Match 1 - cardiff vs aldershot
Match 2 - palace vs wolves
Match 3 - burnley vs liverpool
Match 4 - everton vs man city
Match 5 - chelsea vs man utd
Match 6 - blackburn vs arsenal
Match 7 - saints vs newcastle
Match 8 - bolton vs stoke
If he was deported, he would only be back on the next plane, so why bother.
Give him what he wants, lots of cash, a big house, anything to make up for the horrible names he may have been called and let him be.
have something really obscure written in the most obscure language you can find.
Then you can tell people what it means to suit the occasion, no one will ever know the difference.
Might help you get into girls knickers.
A really daft decision by SKY to not show Saints Brum live,
instead the country gets to watch Man Utd v Chelsea.
I really can't see the thinking behind that one.