Hatch

He has withdrawn his transfer request

gobble gobble

congratulations to Bradley

sounds like you came unstuck

right then... Game on! bring on the 4th test. Ponting has broken finger as well.

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

True story. During the last Tsunami a few years back, one of our employees was caught up in it in Sri Lanka. My Boss hired a helicopter to fly out there and go and rescue him and his family. Cost circa £75,000.

What makes me cringe, i hate it, I really really hate it, is when the papers report on someone who has died, and they usually accompany it with tributes left on the deceaseds facebook page, and 99 times out of 100 the tributes are left in text speak and usually by the wife/husband who are in their 20s or 30s. Drives me fookin insane. ONLY speak in text speak if you are 15 or under and NEVER EVER leave tributes in text speak, at least be a bit sincere and respectful.

dozy tart. She will be punished.

Elle, 21 from Herts ..is horrified that a Christian group is pouring scorn on Christmas celebrations and comparing Santa to Satan. She said 'the very etymology of the word Christmas comes from a compound meaning of 'Christ's Mass' and is derived from an Old English phrase first recored in 1038'

football threads on here. Whatever next. Mods out.

Corkie has been signed up for the next series of Celebrity Dancing on Ice. Will be nice to see him in nice tight pink lycra.

bloody woke up at wrong time. seen 2 wickets in already

82/2 Trott gone for 4

Don't know about how they are doing the final. But in previous series, I belive each program was filmed about a week / 10 days before airing, so it was all fairly recent. They had to hold off on showing this series because TV rules wouldn't allow Lord Sugar and socialist leanings to be seen in a favourable light at the same time as the general election back in the spring.

Ask him if the birth mark is on the left or right hand side of his cock.

Serious answer, COuld you have sold it to the local chinese takeaway or kebab shop

'The Thames , The second longest river in London' 'That's Big Ben, it is 20 diameters in width' 'see that building over there that looks like a gherkin? well its called the gherkin because it looks like a gherkin'

How can they have odds on something filmed 8 months ago! or is the final hiring /firing live

Can't complain at getting all 10 wickets on day 1. I bet Punter is having a great evening tonight. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

'Football at Fratton Park'

I love Maggie I bow at her feet.

never ever fails to amuse

is this going to happen, or has it happened already and I missed it? The bright red screen makes it difficult to read subtlely (sp?) at work, quite like the light blue option the old forum had

Not happy with the 2.30 am starts. Much preferred the midnight ones.