517 - 1 is just effing mental.
Against the Aussies in their own back yard!!
They might have to change the whole bowling attack for the next match.
Johson for instance doesn't know if he is coming or going at the moment.
Expect internet rumours for a Warney recall any time soon.
Someone hit my car and left a great big dent while it was left at the tube station car park. The car that hit me was red.
A few days later I saw a red car in the car park with damage to it and also the exact same paint marks on it as the colour of my car.
By some miracle, must have been a stray pigeon or something, their car seemed to have 2 broken wing mirrors and a effing great big dent in the drivers door later that day.
If Brighton is full of gays, and they were all at the football.
Statistically that means 100% of aways fans are gay.
Hands up who is going to Hartlepool?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11827202
Well, it's not there any more as local yoof have spray painted over it.
I bet the property owner is well chuffed. (assuming it was a genuine Banksy)
LOL. This is good.
Also,
Lallana or Chamberlain might fit into this tune/song
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on